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Anonymous 16 KB JPG >it started slow 10/10/24(Thu)17:14:40 No.79078599 >19 y.o virgin NEET >3 months ago >met up with my female HS friend >shes way f------ hotter than she used to be >urges start growing >i need to f--- her, ASAP >went on a few dates >shes actually into me >first kisses, first hugs, everything first with her >1 month ago >build enough courage to invite her over >she actually agrees >its happening F--- its happening F--- >we are watching a s----- slasher movie from 90's >build enough confidence to invite her into my room >she follows >i remind you my mind is absolute f------ asylum at that point >i told her to get on her knees >i drop my shorts off >my d--- is soft as f--- due to anxiety and excitement >shes literally blowing me off but im f------ soft >max half-hard >i couldn't c-- >she makes fun of me about how limp and soft was for the whole month it's over. 6 Replies 1 Image my d--- View Thread

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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