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![O Wagie stories bread Anonymous (ID: Os/AVMCK) E 03/19/21(Fri)12:39:13 No. 12365629 [Reply] Can we have a wagie stories bread? Il start >Be me >be spring/summer 2019 >summer going into senior year of HS >get wagie job at some office space style cubicle farm with hundreds of cubicle slaves. >my job is to do cleaning and/or grunt s--- the old zombies couldn't be bothered to do >l scrub toilets and move dozens of 50 lbs boxes full of f------ documents up and down stairs. >l get paid f------ chump change, so I do chump work. >There is this storage room where old s--- and legal papers are stored in massive box shelves. > One day, I am sitting on an old bean bag chair sitting in the basement storage room. I'm ripping my Novo and browsing /pol/ and /b/ >I look over to my right and see a shelf full of old computers labeled "broken". >l crack one open to look at the s--- inside >there is a f------ GTX980 plugged into this work machine >l jewgle the model of the computer and it turns out, these are really f------ expensive work machines. >Next day I go back to the office with my screw drivers and "borrow" three GTX 980s. >Sell them on eBay for 2 thousand shekels. >quit next week to get ready for school >never work there again, I left state after I graduated highschool.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/053/768/38f.jpg "Anon gets a summer job | /r/Greentext")
