![(Return] (Catalog) [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 23 / 4/16/3 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(..).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.834132595 22834133294 >>834132683 >>834132875 >>834133068 >>834133238 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room >wife just shakes her head at me Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59:03 No.834132683 >>834132922 >834132977 >>834132595 (OP). Pics of daughter or it didn't happen. Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:03:03 No.834132875 >>834132595 (OP). top kek >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad", but 'mom' >she looks confused Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18:04:47 No.834132977 34133042 4133139 83413327 2s831133406 234114 634133461 File: eb5cBzb.jpg (36 KB, 600x800) >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet >>834132683 Ok, you asked for it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/052/950/ad6.jpg "Anon becomes a mom | /r/Greentext")
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