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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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| Anonymous 03/01/18(Thu)08:16:04 No.43551587 Here's the full story >Be me >Grandmother lives at our house >Grandmother gets a new laptop >I set it up because she asks me to >Tell her not to click ads and s--- like that >She ignores me >Setup a spybot on her system >It sends video feed back to my system >She clicks one of those download this to get an Iphone things >The ad says Iphone 12 >You'd have to be retarded to click that >It downloads >She runs the program >System turns off >Spybot feed cuts off >She calls me >Tells me to fix it >l ask her what the problem was >"I downloaded important business files" >Dont even bother fixing

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)14:09:08 No.62523030 >go get lunch with friends >walk by underpass Arbys >bum in wheelchair asks if we want drugs >"no thanks we aren't retarded" >he shouts back something I didn't 78 KB PNG understand >"what are ya gonna do run after us" We got Arbys View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)21:35:44 No.848511858 > googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple. >mfw 9 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---

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: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG

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: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?

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