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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)05:51:09 No.62530488 >it's another saturday evening spent on 4chan 121 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:19:21 No.62536272 >>62534887 (OP) # >parents arguing over immigration >one is pro one is against >me : "yea I don't think we should let them in" >they both stop talking, look at me >"anon... what are you talking about? 8 KB PNG who?" WHAT DO YOU F------ THINK IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR RETARDS YOU WERE INT HE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I TRIED TO TAKE PART IN IT THAT'S ALL WHAT THE F---

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: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)00:03:06 No.848521866 >humans were not meant to communicate via text this is probably why 99% of you are mentally ill 85 KB PNG

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: Anonymous Ir9k/ is a s------- 02/28/21(Sun)16:30:05 No.62535200 40 goddamn filtered threads. And that's not even enough. Current catalog: erstr.ck >whining about women >whining about sex >whining about some freak fetish >whining about racebait p--- chutterstr 560 KB PNG >whining about "her" >whining about dicksize >whining about jerking off >whining about p--- >p--- p--- p--- >sex sex sex >her her her >woman woman woman Cry, cry, cry, crycrcyrcrycrycrycrycry. Crybabies. 24/7 nonstop whining about retarded b------- of zero value. There are maybe around 5-10 threads in the catalog l'd actually be interested in lurking in, maybe 1-2 l'd participate in. This board is cancer. Like mental heroin or f------ battery acid for your brain. 4 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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BB40ACF8-295B-4094-BD7B-755BD7DB8B2C.jpg 95 KB JPG Today was a bad day mentally bros >Driving home from doing work stuff >See all the cute high s----------- out having fun in the nice spring weather >Remember l'm nearly 21, have mental breakdown #1 because I know I shouldn't be viewing these girls as cute still, I haven't been around their age for four years now >Later, go to younger brother's indoor percussion ensemble performance >See a bunch of cute girls >Again, remember they're my bro's age, not mine GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T WANT TO F------ HAVE THESE THOUGHTS ANYMORE AND A THERAPIST WOULD JUST REPORT ME AS A POTENTIAL DANGER GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HEAD 7 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:06:30 No.848510192 Dream analysis thread? >Tornado raging through town >l own the only tornado shelter in town >Ask crush if she wants to come 746 KB PNG inside shelter >"Nah I'm good" >Gets sucked up by tornado and dies. What does this mean? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:04 No.848510279 deep-state running psych experiments on you : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:09:58 No.848510377 >>848510192 (OP) # someone would rather die than be with you?

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> be me > neet autist > 32 > parents go to work > 11AM, start gaming and get horny > find video called C--- Craving 161 KB PNG Teen > plug-in headphones with epic audio quality > plug-in vr headset > absolutely epic > stroking penis in motion with the video thrusts > stop myself from c------ about 5 or 6 times > finally blow my load > take off headphones and vr headset > turn around > theres a sandwich on my bed > w--.png > creep downstairs slowly > hear weeping from kitchen > mom mixed up shift and wasnt supposed to be in work > figured Id still be in bed, so decided to surprise me with sandwich > found me slowly stroking my penis, wearing be headset whilst gasping > she yelled at me, but I was wearing headphones > didnt hear > mother just leaves shocked and upset She currently bursts into tears frequently when she sees me. My dad wont speak to me at all and says Im an embarrassment. Why am I such a f--- up? Has this happened to anyone else?

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: Anonymous What the f--- is wrong with me(...) 02/28/21(Sun)23:22:09 No.62535687 >Go to club with best friend >Some hole begins talking to me >Tries to get me to buy her a drink >With disgust, say "Why would I buy you a drink? YOU buy ME a drink." >This makes her more aggressive >Won't leave me alone 193 KB PNG >Try to talk to her >Doesn't even seem to have a brain in her head >Keeps trying to get me to buy her a drink "What part of 'no, you buy me a drink' confused you? The part where you don't get what you want?" >"I like giving b-------" >Constantly fighting the urge to punch her in the face Why am I disgusted when women talk to me?

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File: 5b6f0 1a6-a012-46f9-8a15-1(..).jpg (509 KB, 919x919) O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:08:16 No.21 ITT: Times you acted like Eren Jaeger >See a dog being taken on walk >Kick it and berate it for not being free as I am | Showing all replies. O Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:03 No >>217223905 (OP) Based Erenchad. Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:18:40 No i r---- a lesbian girl

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:50:41 No.62534898 Please be patient I have autism >be me >just got my first serious job >been a McDonald's employee for years before that >someone calls our office, I pick up the phone 42 KB JPG >autism.exe >"thanks for choosing McDonald's, how may I help you today?" >confused silence on the other end of the line >confused silence in my office, everyone who heard it is staring at me I can never return to this job : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)15:54:46 No.62534922 It's all fine, fren. Just say that you were a little confused that day, overworked and that's why it happened. 61 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)16:03:24 No.62535001 >>62534898 (OP) # Dude, just play it off as a funny one off incident. Laugh it off and tell the caller and everyone in the office that you've spent years working at Mcdonalds and old habits die hard.

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)13:06:20 No.848506631 name 3 things that arent Jackie Chan ill start > feet > spider > Jackie Chan 6 KB JPG F--- View Thread

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