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>>554396264 (OP) # >be 15 >move from Alabama to Texas in freshman year >don't know anyone >hang out with a bunch of the edgy mexican f--- bc don't know anyone >they start playing truth or dare at lunch one day >my turn, I pick dare because what the f--- >one kid pulls out a jar of salsa and says I have to drink half of it >it was bretty gud and hot but i drank like 3 cartons of milk to wash it down >7th period rolls around >volcano in my intestines has detonated >about 30 seconds left in class >l am about to s--- out the child of Satan and puke out a blue-heat star at the same time >run out of class towards the bathroom >both stalls occupied >ohshit.jpg >either have to s--- in urinal or on the floor >urinal it is >simultaneously explode diarrhea with the heat of a thousand suns and throw up unidentifiable fluids at the same time >urinal is literally overflowing, clothes covered in puke >run out as mexican janitor is walking in >hear him scream 'f------ gringos' as i leave >mfw the urinal broke for a couple weeks and the restroom was never totally devoid of the smell

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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