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Anon goes to a fancy Japanese resturaunt | /r/Greentext
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![File: download.jpg (10 KB, 228x221) Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:23 No.62418578 [Reply] >>62419159 >>62419822 >>62419857 >be me >grade 7, no friends >cute girls listening to music, sharing earbuds. new Daft Punk CD on desk >want to impress girl >"Oh hey, thanks for buying my album. Do you like it?" >half way through school year. Literally first time ever talking to girl >"what?" >"that's my album. I am Daft Punk" >faces mix of confusion and disgust >"You're not Daft Punk" >"Yes I am" >"Daft Punk is two guys" >"No, I am Daft Punk. The other guy is a real robot. That I made" >Other kids start to crowd around >"You're not Daft Punk Anon. And you can't make a robot. Why are you lying?" >"My dad helped me make the robot. And I am Daft Punk, and tomorrow l'll prove it" >Get home. Dad is passed out in front of TV with 4 empty beers in front of him >Only 4 today. Maybe this will work >"Dad can you help me make a robot?" >"..Wha?" >"I need to make a robot. For homework" >Gives me same look of confusion and disgust as girls from class and goes back to sleep >Oh well. Assume everyone at school will have forgotten anyway >Next day at school. "Hey Daft Punk. So where's this proof?" >Pretend to have no idea what they're talking about >Teasing escalates fast, need escape plan >"Alright you got me. I have a secret twin. We go to school on opposite days so you were talking to him. That's why I don't know what you're talking about" "You don't have a secret twin Anon. What's his name?" "We both have the same name" "How come only one of you goes to school at a time?" "Because we take turns. One of us goes to school.." >can't help self "while the other one be's Daft Punk." "Daft Punk is two guys. How can you be Daft Punk while one of you is at school?" "Alright you got me. ..I have a secret triplet."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/025/749/49c.jpg "He don’t stop, he can’t stop | /r/Greentext")
