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![File: EmFgC2TU4AIRwtz.jpg (166 KB, 1043x1200) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)02:46:47 No.62414415 [Reply] >>62416095 >>62416114 >>62416191 >>62416234 >The year is 2029, Biden has been reelected and sworn in for a third term after amending the constitution, and is kept alive well into his 80s through the occult powers of Kamala Harris' >ICE has been abolished, borders have been opened, and the US is now 10% white >You hear a knock on the door >You open it and pic related stands outside >"Hey anon you're probably wondering whats going on now" >"You see, the federal government is now controlled by the communist party of the USA" she says >"And you're now the charman?" you reply >"Chairwoman!" she snaps "we're going to have to teach you about inclusive language" >She walks in and pushes you against the wall >"Anyways, as part of a new government program, we plan to rid your colonizer genes from this country. So I'm gonna have to seize those means of reproduction, in order to redistribute them among the masses" >"That is, after I'm done with them of course!" >Alex looks at you and lets, an insidious smile creeps across her face and she lets put a giggle >"Anyways, non-compliers will get a year in the gulag, so let's get those pants off" >She looks down at your bulge and her mutt eyes start to widen >"Oh my, looks like someone has some reparations for slavery and colonialism"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/025/667/757.jpg "Land of milk and honeys | /r/Greentext")
