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![File: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] ► >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/621/7c2.png "Anon gets his dream job | /r/Greentext")
![File: 79129414.png (111 KB, 294x348) Women reaction to finding out you're a virgin Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)19:36:30 No.62326339 [Reply] Hey robots (especially older robots), l'd like to hear how some women reacted to finding out you're a virgin. Whether it was positive or negative. >25 and started a job and worked there for 3 months >male co-workers are talking about sex >they ask me when my first time was >tried to lie and said "oh I was like 17 so kinda late" >have friend that works there >he yells out "W-- NO HE DIDN'T HE'S A VIRGIN!" >coworkers all gasp and some laugh >they ask how that's possible because I'm fit and they say they love talking to me >have female coworkers coming up to me throughout the day asking questions >"Are you religious or something?" "How is that possible you're so cute." It's okay anon I don't judge you." "Yeah you have a virgin look to you." >felt like s--- throughout the day and from then on I was known as the virgin I'd say bad experience overall.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/512/75d.png "Anon has a s----- friend | /r/Greentext")
