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Anon has a dent in his chest | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1583394903294.jpg (47 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)06:12:39 No.847191605 [Reply] >>847193650 > /b/ me > wake up in middle of night > needtoshit.jpg > use bathroom in the dark > realise I feel still half asleep > in an attempt to condition my mind into not thinking pissing myself in my sleep is ok, I begin to move my arms and touch the cold walls to feel "in reality" > finish s--- > go back to sleep Fast forward two days later. > /b/ me still > go to the bathroom > "I better check I'm actually awake!" > flail arms, touch cold walls > "yep, seems to check out" > commencepiss.gif > immediately wake up from dream > covered in piss How the f--- has my brain cucked me out of my own consciousness? How has it managed to bypass what's basically a lucid dreaming technique? F---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/021/496/d49.jpg "Cold comfort | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1665778563253.jpg (9 KB, 204x247) Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:42:17 No.76893694 [Reply] >>76893799 >>76893838 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy at AA meeting >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we meet him up for dinner >i suggest me buy some wine >"one glass won't hurt" >"anon, i'm not sure" >"come on, wine might loosen me up" >wink at him sexily >two bottles of wine later we're pretty smashed and making out up against the restaurant dumpster >"let's get vodka in, make this is into a real party" >we drink the vodka buy the canal >he gets emotional and starts crying about his wife >he killed her in a drink driving accident >mfw why would he bring up his ex wife on a date with me? men can be so weird + 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:52:36 No.76893775 Based, sis! What a dumb moid that forgot everything especially the "one is too many and a thousand is never enough." Hopefully he'll continue on his binge, drinks and drives again and kills himself. Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)19:54:44 No.76893798 >be OP >be 24yo hag, dicked down dozens, if not, hundreds of times in college already >Meet older chad at a meeting specifically for getting over alcohol addiction >"OMG!! HE'S SUPER CUTE!!!!" >We meet at a bar >I pull him out of recovery and tempt him into drinking again >Make out behind a dumpster >We drink even more >Suddenly, the guy in question reveals that he was actually drinking because he killed his own wife, by mistake >OMG RÓBOTS!!! WHY ARE MEN LIEK THIS!!!! WHY DOES HE CARE ABOUT HIS WIFE THAT HE NEVER MEANT TO KILL AND WANTED A FAMILY WITH??? WHY DID HE CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?? EWWW THIS "CHAD" GIVES ME THE ICK!! WHAT A F------ BETA I hate you OP, and every day women like you make me so happy to be alone. KYS at your earliest convenience.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/781/472/532.png "anon is pretending to be female | /r/Greentext")
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