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![Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)21:46:23 No.62303153 >>62302958 # >Dude that was based. Do not regret that for a single moment. I was sad for a bit but after 2 days I just couldn't stop kekking at how retarded that interaction was. 98 KB PNG >>62302976 # green text it >working at high end restaurant as a busser >me and dish washer bro do this thing where he will yell from across the whole back area "HEY ANON II WHATCHA DOIN?!" >I respond by yelling out the doin ya mom song, this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3D5t5 3TCKIIMC [Open] >we do it for keks and because it makes the manager so salty that he starts calling us jackass's and such >on this day the girl I had mentioned before was going to ask me out for valentines day or so I had heard from her friends >though she was going to do it after the shift ended >we were really busy that day so everyone was talking and yelling in the back area >dishwasher bro is taking a piss >setting down dishes when I hear >"anon what are you doing for valentines day!" >thought is was him because to many voices to discern who said it so I start shouting the doin ya mom song >get half way through and turn around to see her standing there in awe and all red in the face >She sprints away >hear dish washer bro keking in the distances because he saw the whole thing >yeah im doin ya mom do do ya mom >>62304278 # >>62304315 # >>62304338 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/019/565/f12.jpg "Anon is doin ya mom | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1584882508519.png (421 KB, 720x720) I Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)21:34:27 No.62304670 [Reply] >fap >want to kill myself >don't fap >want to overthrow the government](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/019/431/a9e.jpg "Anon has urges | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)16:56:37 No.15573032 [Reply] >>15573040 >: What country has the best bologna? Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)16:57:59 No.15573040 Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)16:58:06 No.15573042 ► Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)17:08:08 No.15573073 Border Patrol agents confiscate nearly 200 pounds of bologna found in car at New Mexico border >>15573032 (OP) >Be me >Border patrol agent >Confiscate 200 pounds of cocaine >ldea.jpg >Report as bologna >Sell cocaine >Use profits to buy 200 pounds of bologna to place in custody What place should I retire to for the best culinary experience?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/019/425/5da.png "anon works at the boarder | /r/Greentext")
