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File: 1331445245 jpg-(11 KB, 299x169, okay with this.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: tjp9Qs4C) 03/11/12(Sun)00:54:05 No.386183315 NO WI WITH THIS. >Be 18 years old >Be a pizza guy >Deliver to house in bad neighborhood >Man answers door >600 pounds and naked >Eyes glazed, likely on drugs >Pays for pizza with Half dollar coins, all with dried glue on one side >Strong smell of s--- >He crapped on the floor while performing the transaction >Informed me he was "making room" >Opens pizza box >rubs slice over his naked chest >tips me $40 mfw Anonymous (ID: OfKY8mFk) 03/11/12(Sun)00:58:10 No.386184006 O If not for the fact that this is /b/, this would be incredibly what'. Nice tip. .wait, on drugs and 600 pounds.?! WHERE THE F--- DID HE GET THE MONEY ANON DEMANDS TO KNOW Anonymous (ID: WM8GIIRX) 03/11/12(Sun)01:07:07 No.386185528 O >be 40 years old >be slightly overweight >take metabolism pills >not my pills >whose f------ pills are they >Start to get really hot >remove all clothes >Remember that I have pizza coming >feel bad trip coming on >tape money to the table so I don't lose it >f---, terrible idea, scrape coins off >s--- gets weird >Door alarm rings >F------ dragon at my portcullis demanding coins >give him them while losing s--- out of fear >Take enchanted shield from inventory >rub it all over my body >use razor leaf on dragon >dragon flees >safe another day in the mushroom kingdom

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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