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2h (2/9 1:08) · 846893932 >>846885512 (OP) >Mom died right when I was born. >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed beforeI was born. >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. >Be 17 or 18 at the time. >Notice that my sister is a hottie. >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself. >l thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice or more. >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home, typical. >At this point, totally lusting after my sister. >She was also having bad trouble with the law. >She was actually in custody when I left home. >Friend and I go to pick her up. >I have unnatural feelings for her; I think she has them too. >She kissed me when we picked her up from jail. >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss. >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister. >Jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while. >Serious sexual tension between my friend, myself, and sister. >I get hurt badly and almost die. >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss and neck rub. >We spend some time apart. >l got really religious, try not to think of her that way anymore. >l was totally over her. >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic happens). >She's in the hottest bikini ever. >All those feelings come back. >She ends up with my friend from before. >After all this, we were at a party. >Sister and were outside alone. >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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2h (2/9 1:08) · 846893932 >>846885512 (OP) >Mom died right when I was born. >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed beforeI was born. >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. >Be 17 or 18 at the time. >Notice that my sister is a hottie. >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself. >l thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice or more. >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home, typical. >At this point, totally lusting after my sister. >She was also having bad trouble with the law. >She was actually in custody when I left home. >Friend and I go to pick her up. >I have unnatural feelings for her; I think she has them too. >She kissed me when we picked her up from jail. >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss. >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister. >Jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while. >Serious sexual tension between my friend, myself, and sister. >I get hurt badly and almost die. >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss and neck rub. >We spend some time apart. >l got really religious, try not to think of her that way anymore. >l was totally over her. >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic happens). >She's in the hottest bikini ever. >All those feelings come back. >She ends up with my friend from before. >After all this, we were at a party. >Sister and were outside alone. >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him.

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