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2h (2/9 1:08) · 846893932 >>846885512 (OP) >Mom died right when I was born. >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed beforeI was born. >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. >Be 17 or 18 at the time. >Notice that my sister is a hottie. >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself. >l thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice or more. >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home, typical. >At this point, totally lusting after my sister. >She was also having bad trouble with the law. >She was actually in custody when I left home. >Friend and I go to pick her up. >I have unnatural feelings for her; I think she has them too. >She kissed me when we picked her up from jail. >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss. >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister. >Jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while. >Serious sexual tension between my friend, myself, and sister. >I get hurt badly and almost die. >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss and neck rub. >We spend some time apart. >l got really religious, try not to think of her that way anymore. >l was totally over her. >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic happens). >She's in the hottest bikini ever. >All those feelings come back. >She ends up with my friend from before. >After all this, we were at a party. >Sister and were outside alone. >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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