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>be me as a child >spend all day everyday playing video games >fake sickness to stay home and play starcraft >be teen and keep playing vidya >skip school to stay competitive in online shooters >end up dropping out of high school >on welfare living with parents as a 28 year old useless hedonist >still playing video games everyday as an adult >spend what little money I have on alcohol, weed and steam games that can't be torrented >would rather do this than anything else >stalk old mates on facebook and laugh at their wagie positions and being married to women past their prime and forced to take care of future slaves (kids) F--- school and f--- work. I will never work a day in my life. I will never contribute anything to this society. My life is video games only.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)14:25:29 No.542333413 09/10 SA Evening Nanako Welcome home! maxresdefault (24).jpg 63 KB JPG >go to school >talk to no one >go home alone immediately after school >nobody greats you >go straight to bedroom and sit at computer until you fall asleep >never go to any events or festivals >never increase any stats Has anyone actually tried roleplaying themselves in Persona?

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Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold >crazy bitch is shoving 3 - 4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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: Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for Il'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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: Anonymous Why does Reddit suck? 01/29/21(Fri)17:59:06 No.62087455 Everytime I've ever used it to ask a question I honestly get more annoyed and frustrated with the people there than I ever would be on 4chan. Like l'll post a hypothetical question about the human body and 3 seconds later my question is down voted and I see 4 comments all asking "ARE YOU ASKING ON AVERAGE??" like yes you f------ retards what the hell do you think. Don't get me started on the karma system either, it just breeds group think and conformity, rewarding those with the correct opinions and punishing those who step out of line. Which is woefully ironic considering Reddit sees itself as some 10 KB PNG bastion of individuality. 13 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)18:32:07 No.62087836 >>62087788 # >>How does this type of system become and remain popular? Internet points. that's it. this also goes for why people crack games for free. internet attention is one hell of drug.

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: Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)03:09:50 No.846048991 1552441123321.jpg 333 KB JPG >9ad >these feathered-hat wearing n----- roll up to your backwater barbaroid village >CAESAR SANCTAE VRBIS ROMAE AVGVSTVS, NOVVM LEGATVM AD GERMANIVM MISIT, SENATOREM PUBLIVM QVINCTILIVM VARVM: >POSTHAC, ROMA TRIBVTA VOSTRA NON AMPLIVS EST REMISSVRA >VARVS EXIGIT AB OMNI TRIBV PRETIVM VICENVM BOVM VEL QVINQVAGENVM PONDERVM FRVMENTI CENTENARII >SPATIVM VOBIS EST TRIDVVM how do you respond, /b/?

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File: 1395093168358. png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) O First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. O Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: 22235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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File: 1493882366566.jpg (104 KB, 270x400) O Anonymous (ID: VikC70M6 No.305678002 01/29/21(Fri)13:11:04 >NYC and LA are despised for having an unbearably high cost of living >Everyone in the city is a dirt poor junkie stealing, s------- on the streets, r-----, and begging for money How is that even possible *thinking sounds*

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: Anonymous E 12/28/20(Mon)20:43:20 No.61598590 I've been watching The Shining obsessively, and now I'm contemplating freezing to death as a method of suicide. It would be so easy to get into the swimming pool at night and wait for hypothermia and then drown while unconscious. There would be no risk of 76 KB JPG being revived with frostbite. I think I have the guts to do it this way. Nothing is making my life unliveable, I'm normally satisfied with my existence. I wasn't even feeling suicidal until I watched The Shining four times in one day, and now I feel closer to death than I have ever been. Should I tell my parents to drain the pool? I'm feeling really disturbed right now. : Anonymous 12/28/20(Mon)20:44:27 No.61598607 >>61598590 (OP) # You should go through with it and see if it works. Feel free to haunt me, I could use some company.

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anon receives blueballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)23:20:56 No.846022120 >Be me >Earlier today >Parents go to the Indian casino to gamble for a few hours >Leaving me alone at home >Embark on a long-winded fap session >Look at shitloads of p--- vids, comics, etc 136 KB JPG >About to c--, way harder then I usually get, balls tightening >Go to a video l often like to finish to, a Brandi Love POV scene >Its not quite doing it for me this time >Think of a better video to finish to >Open a new tab to look it up >Doorbell rings >Parents are home >Have to spend the rest of the day with blueballs >My f------ face when

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men are smart >be me >beta loser >moved to new state sophomore year of high school >notice this girl 71 KB JPG >10/10 gorgeous, see her talking to mutual friends in the hall, don't even know her yet I'm already falling >don't have any classes with her >feelsbadman >junior year >she's in my history class >poggers >slide in by commenting on her Overwatch T-shirt and how she should be playing TF2 instead >total chad move >she actually starts talking to me more often and eventually sits by me >get to know her better >good taste in music >feelings are growing but don't do anything cause she's way out of my league >always steals something of mine during class and makes me get it back from her >some days she would nearly make me late to class, even having me walk all the way to her next period with her just to get my phone back or something >one day we're watching youtube videos and she rests her head on my shoulder >having an aneurysm on the inside but do nothing about it afterwards >sort of ghosts me over summer >FF beginning of senior year >all is well again >sharing her earbuds in class one day (as normal friends do) >she plays a song about a chick who says she doesn't care about his guy at all >at the end of the song all the instruments cut out and it's just the singer admitting she thinks about him every single day >"that was a nice song" >a few days later she sits at the other end of class, never moves back >stop talking altogether >mfw

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>be me as a child >spend all day everyday playing video games >fake sickness to stay home and play starcraft >be teen and keep playing vidya >skip school to stay competitive in online shooters >end up dropping out of high school >on welfare living with parents as a 28 year old useless hedonist >still playing video games everyday as an adult >spend what little money I have on alcohol, weed and steam games that can't be torrented >would rather do this than anything else >stalk old mates on facebook and laugh at their wagie positions and being married to women past their prime and forced to take care of future slaves (kids) F--- school and f--- work. I will never work a day in my life. I will never contribute anything to this society. My life is video games only.

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