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men are smart >be me >beta loser >moved to new state sophomore year of high school >notice this girl 71 KB JPG >10/10 gorgeous, see her talking to mutual friends in the hall, don't even know her yet I'm already falling >don't have any classes with her >feelsbadman >junior year >she's in my history class >poggers >slide in by commenting on her Overwatch T-shirt and how she should be playing TF2 instead >total chad move >she actually starts talking to me more often and eventually sits by me >get to know her better >good taste in music >feelings are growing but don't do anything cause she's way out of my league >always steals something of mine during class and makes me get it back from her >some days she would nearly make me late to class, even having me walk all the way to her next period with her just to get my phone back or something >one day we're watching youtube videos and she rests her head on my shoulder >having an aneurysm on the inside but do nothing about it afterwards >sort of ghosts me over summer >FF beginning of senior year >all is well again >sharing her earbuds in class one day (as normal friends do) >she plays a song about a chick who says she doesn't care about his guy at all >at the end of the song all the instruments cut out and it's just the singer admitting she thinks about him every single day >"that was a nice song" >a few days later she sits at the other end of class, never moves back >stop talking altogether >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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