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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)01:45:46 No.61986574 >>61985360 (OP) # >mom actually did this with one of her coworkers because they're family friends and called in a favor I guess >same spiel about the girl >think f--- it worst case scenario I just leave and maybe this will work out >show up and she's 300lbs or more easily >smells like she doesn't change her bed sheets or wash her clothes in a house where the cats pee anywhere and like she hadn't showered >hair makes me think she hadn't showered prior because its entirely unstyled or combed and it's just matted down and swept back at the temples like she's been wearing headphones all day >teeth are visibly rotting and you can smell her breathe even from across a table >I watch anime but I am not an anime addict or something but try and use that as some sort of a conversation starter >she proceeds to go on some crazy rant about card captors for the next 30 minutes about how it's the "perfect" anime and starts trying to give me a "quick rundown" on it >no has even come to take our orders yet for some f----- up reason so I don't even have access to alcohol or anything to drown the experience out >say f--- it and tell her this just isn't working out and I was just gonna go >mom is p----- at 25 year old me the guy just can't cut and run on the girl like that it's not right etc >makes me call her work friend to apologize >worm friend is much more accepting of my actions and seems to understand my position on the matter >angry that they'd even try this on me and say something like "what makes you think l'd want to date someone like that even" or something >work friend just laughs and says guys don't really get to be choosers and l'll figure that out when I'm older or something like I'm a teen and not a grown ass man complete with career, salary, my own place, etc. >every so often see coworker friend at some family event and she keeps trying to pass her daughter by me as a dating option who I later find out was 37 at the time of that date attempt >>61987170 # >>61989883 #

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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>read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream >attempt it >it actually works >I can lucid dream >all I have to do is say something and it happens >if I say “I can fly" I can fly >if I were to say “I used to be President" | immediately flashback to my time in office >other characters appear in my dream >they start having flashbacks of their own >l can't control them >I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over >Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams >l have no power over him >every time he has a flashback I'm force to play along >every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy >become terrified of sleeping >eventually my body caves and I fall asleep >every night l'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes

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: Anonymous 01/23/21 (Sat)19:19:02 No.845592429 39b1b5211eac282d6fb09d098b6566497d7a229eafd7baaa93b94 7 KB JPG >dating girl >only been together for a few months >she hasn't seen my ween yet >wants me to take a d--- pic & send it >take it and send it to her >mfw she reports me to the cops for sending child p--- I took the picture like far away, thats why it looks small.

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: Anonymous (ID: PEPIQ1kv 01/23/21(Sat)16:48:44 No.304705473 IGN 00 @IGN Microsoft has filed a patent that would allow the company to digitally revive deceased loved ones as chatbots, using the individual's "images, voice data, social media posts, electronic messages" and more. bit.ly/2M7fCU9 Screenshot_20210123-164800.png 292 KB PNG >tfw banned for posthumous racism

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>sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)03:07:57 No.845537222 >Be me, young >Used to hang out with gramps all of the time. Spending the night at his house and s--- like that >He molested me every single night when I didnt even know what was happening was bad. >He made me promise not to tell anyone what we were doing, and me wanting to be a good grandson, oblige. >He got caught when somebody in the family caught him with my cousin who was maybe a year older than me >None of my siblings and I knew what happened for a 1.01 MB JPG while, just that we couldn't see he >ffw >Be around 12 >Learn what he did was wrong and why it's wrong >The amount of shame and guilt that shovels onto me is insane, and I still feel it to this day. >fww 1 year >Mom takes all of us to go see gramps for lunch because we hadn't see him in a while >Keep the facade going >He slowly becomes a part of the family more and more >See him more often and even spend the night again(he dosent touch me) >I finally think that this man has changed >Go on a trip to detroit >When we get back, he says to me "Can I ask you something? Dont be mad" >l say sure >He asks "Can we have what we used to have?" >Time stops >My vision goes red >All of this time, this whole thing was a ploy >l almost erupt in anger, throwing him down the flight of stairs we're talking on top of >l manage to suppress it all and calmly answer "No" >few months later >We argue over something, cant remember what. All I know Is it was bad enough for me to bring up what he did to me >"How dare you use that against me" >I honestly dont know how I didnt strangle him to death in that exact moment. No idea how I didnt mash his head to death in the fridge. No idea, how I let that coward walk away with breath in his lungs. Things have gone normally in life up until the making of this post. Everything is okay, I have told a few select people about what's happened, but that's it. My parents and siblings dont know. No one in my family know about it. Am I a bad person /b?

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: Anonymous (ID: ANXFDHTC 01/23/21 (Sat)17:15:12 No.304690890 >stop taking schizophrenia meds >few day later dog starts talking to me in ancient sumerian telling those pills are brain washing me I knew it! The goverment is just trying to keep us dumb. Fellow 54 KB JPG /pol/ smokers who are also 'schizophrenic' alex jones is right. They are trying to control us. Like my garbage disposal just said >they are trying to keep you down. Now...stick your d--- in me before 'they' take you away No more!!

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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)16:23:43 No.845580556 >be me >go to nissan dealership >get them to let me test drive a 2021 Versa >leave lot and drive home 29 KB JPG >put license plates from 2014 versa onto new one The f--- they gonna do?

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: Anonymous (ID: ¡G4FTİMU ) [•] 01/22/21(Fri)17:21:49 No.304523775 Biden is unironically everything the left thought Trump was. >mentally unsound >senile >high chance of dying within the first term 29 KB JPG >unironically racist >incompetent >favours corporations and the political elite over the average citizen This is only day 2. The list will continue.

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: Anonymous Innovation greentext thread 01/23/21(Sat)23:49:03 No.61992830 >be me >home alone >father says 'cook your own food' >ask what we have in the fridge BREAKING NEWS LOCALROCKIN GREAT MOOD TODAY >'Not much but you'll think of something' >day before shopping delivery >eat salad (lettuce and big chunk OONNETD AEOUT 163 KB JPG of cucumber) (much better than slices) >time for main course >only know how to bake bread and cook ready- meals and stir-fries >tfw no stir-fry ingredients remain >but spicy Quorn burgers do >read instructions >'cook in the oven for 18 minutes' >preheat oven >mfw I forgot to put a tray in >mfw there are no clean trays (they're all in the dishwasher) >read for alternative microwave instructions >there aren't any >put a burger in anyway for 2 minutes >wait (far away because paranoid of radiation) (run away after pressing button) (just in case) >hear beeping >take it out >expecting it to be inconsistently-cooked (prepared to take it out) >mfw it's piping hot throughout (like the package says) >mfw some of the breadcrumbs on the outside fell off in the package, leaving uncovered patches on the edge >they're crispy and golden-brown (just right) >bottom is covered in a small amount of slightly- damp light mush (still hot) >phone father >tell him the good news >mfw he sighs disappointedly >asks to chop it in half to see if it's also hot inside >it is >eat it >just as good as usual >make one for him when he returns >he's pleasantly surprised, too >mfw I just nontupled burger-cooking speed >return to computer, content with today's contribution to humanity 4 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)23:52:35 No.61992860 ...what? like n---- what? >>61992959 # imgflip.com

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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)15:27:06 No.845577035 Larry King.jpg 29 KB JPG Rest in Peace Larry King.

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>>23466628 (OP) # Is there anyone more sheltered by their parents, than me? >didn't learn how to read, until I was 6 >couldn't walk, until I was 4 77 KB JPG >couldn't speak, until I was around 5 >didn't know countries outside of my native country existed, until I was 8 >didn't watch any TV, until I was 7 >parents wouldn't let me play video games, until i was 13 >even then, my parents wouldn't let me play anything above an E rating >didn't learn about sex, until I was in my mid-20's >parents made me drop out of highschool, in my 1st year, because it was too chaotic and traumatising for me >only started masturbating and watching p--- in the last few years >still live with parents, to this day >never lived on my own >never travelled, outside of my hometown >was never allowed to have sleepovers, or go to other friend's houses >didn't matter anyway, since i never had any friends >only started learning about the basics of history, this year >never had a job in my entire life >never even thought about going to college/university/higher-education, during my youth

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: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)00:27:22 No.843809884 >tell myself ill stop drinking in 2021 >can't even make it to jan 3rd F------ pathetic 434 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)01:45:46 No.61986574 >>61985360 (OP) # >mom actually did this with one of her coworkers because they're family friends and called in a favor I guess >same spiel about the girl >think f--- it worst case scenario I just leave and maybe this will work out >show up and she's 300lbs or more easily >smells like she doesn't change her bed sheets or wash her clothes in a house where the cats pee anywhere and like she hadn't showered >hair makes me think she hadn't showered prior because its entirely unstyled or combed and it's just matted down and swept back at the temples like she's been wearing headphones all day >teeth are visibly rotting and you can smell her breathe even from across a table >I watch anime but I am not an anime addict or something but try and use that as some sort of a conversation starter >she proceeds to go on some crazy rant about card captors for the next 30 minutes about how it's the "perfect" anime and starts trying to give me a "quick rundown" on it >no has even come to take our orders yet for some f----- up reason so I don't even have access to alcohol or anything to drown the experience out >say f--- it and tell her this just isn't working out and I was just gonna go >mom is p----- at 25 year old me the guy just can't cut and run on the girl like that it's not right etc >makes me call her work friend to apologize >worm friend is much more accepting of my actions and seems to understand my position on the matter >angry that they'd even try this on me and say something like "what makes you think l'd want to date someone like that even" or something >work friend just laughs and says guys don't really get to be choosers and l'll figure that out when I'm older or something like I'm a teen and not a grown ass man complete with career, salary, my own place, etc. >every so often see coworker friend at some family event and she keeps trying to pass her daughter by me as a dating option who I later find out was 37 at the time of that date attempt >>61987170 # >>61989883 #

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