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: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)01:45:46 No.61986574 >>61985360 (OP) # >mom actually did this with one of her coworkers because they're family friends and called in a favor I guess >same spiel about the girl >think f--- it worst case scenario I just leave and maybe this will work out >show up and she's 300lbs or more easily >smells like she doesn't change her bed sheets or wash her clothes in a house where the cats pee anywhere and like she hadn't showered >hair makes me think she hadn't showered prior because its entirely unstyled or combed and it's just matted down and swept back at the temples like she's been wearing headphones all day >teeth are visibly rotting and you can smell her breathe even from across a table >I watch anime but I am not an anime addict or something but try and use that as some sort of a conversation starter >she proceeds to go on some crazy rant about card captors for the next 30 minutes about how it's the "perfect" anime and starts trying to give me a "quick rundown" on it >no has even come to take our orders yet for some f----- up reason so I don't even have access to alcohol or anything to drown the experience out >say f--- it and tell her this just isn't working out and I was just gonna go >mom is p----- at 25 year old me the guy just can't cut and run on the girl like that it's not right etc >makes me call her work friend to apologize >worm friend is much more accepting of my actions and seems to understand my position on the matter >angry that they'd even try this on me and say something like "what makes you think l'd want to date someone like that even" or something >work friend just laughs and says guys don't really get to be choosers and l'll figure that out when I'm older or something like I'm a teen and not a grown ass man complete with career, salary, my own place, etc. >every so often see coworker friend at some family event and she keeps trying to pass her daughter by me as a dating option who I later find out was 37 at the time of that date attempt >>61987170 # >>61989883 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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