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: Anonymous 01/23/21 (Sat)19:19:02 No.845592429 39b1b5211eac282d6fb09d098b6566497d7a229eafd7baaa93b94 7 KB JPG >dating girl >only been together for a few months >she hasn't seen my ween yet >wants me to take a d--- pic & send it >take it and send it to her >mfw she reports me to the cops for sending child p--- I took the picture like far away, thats why it looks small.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: PEPIQ1kv 01/23/21(Sat)16:48:44 No.304705473 IGN 00 @IGN Microsoft has filed a patent that would allow the company to digitally revive deceased loved ones as chatbots, using the individual's "images, voice data, social media posts, electronic messages" and more. bit.ly/2M7fCU9 Screenshot_20210123-164800.png 292 KB PNG >tfw banned for posthumous racism

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>sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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Anon has a grandfather | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)03:07:57 No.845537222 >Be me, young >Used to hang out with gramps all of the time. Spending the night at his house and s--- like that >He molested me every single night when I didnt even know what was happening was bad. >He made me promise not to tell anyone what we were doing, and me wanting to be a good grandson, oblige. >He got caught when somebody in the family caught him with my cousin who was maybe a year older than me >None of my siblings and I knew what happened for a 1.01 MB JPG while, just that we couldn't see he >ffw >Be around 12 >Learn what he did was wrong and why it's wrong >The amount of shame and guilt that shovels onto me is insane, and I still feel it to this day. >fww 1 year >Mom takes all of us to go see gramps for lunch because we hadn't see him in a while >Keep the facade going >He slowly becomes a part of the family more and more >See him more often and even spend the night again(he dosent touch me) >I finally think that this man has changed >Go on a trip to detroit >When we get back, he says to me "Can I ask you something? Dont be mad" >l say sure >He asks "Can we have what we used to have?" >Time stops >My vision goes red >All of this time, this whole thing was a ploy >l almost erupt in anger, throwing him down the flight of stairs we're talking on top of >l manage to suppress it all and calmly answer "No" >few months later >We argue over something, cant remember what. All I know Is it was bad enough for me to bring up what he did to me >"How dare you use that against me" >I honestly dont know how I didnt strangle him to death in that exact moment. No idea how I didnt mash his head to death in the fridge. No idea, how I let that coward walk away with breath in his lungs. Things have gone normally in life up until the making of this post. Everything is okay, I have told a few select people about what's happened, but that's it. My parents and siblings dont know. No one in my family know about it. Am I a bad person /b?

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: Anonymous (ID: ANXFDHTC 01/23/21 (Sat)17:15:12 No.304690890 >stop taking schizophrenia meds >few day later dog starts talking to me in ancient sumerian telling those pills are brain washing me I knew it! The goverment is just trying to keep us dumb. Fellow 54 KB JPG /pol/ smokers who are also 'schizophrenic' alex jones is right. They are trying to control us. Like my garbage disposal just said >they are trying to keep you down. Now...stick your d--- in me before 'they' take you away No more!!

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anon gets a new car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)16:23:43 No.845580556 >be me >go to nissan dealership >get them to let me test drive a 2021 Versa >leave lot and drive home 29 KB JPG >put license plates from 2014 versa onto new one The f--- they gonna do?

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: Anonymous (ID: ¡G4FTİMU ) [•] 01/22/21(Fri)17:21:49 No.304523775 Biden is unironically everything the left thought Trump was. >mentally unsound >senile >high chance of dying within the first term 29 KB JPG >unironically racist >incompetent >favours corporations and the political elite over the average citizen This is only day 2. The list will continue.

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: Anonymous Innovation greentext thread 01/23/21(Sat)23:49:03 No.61992830 >be me >home alone >father says 'cook your own food' >ask what we have in the fridge BREAKING NEWS LOCALROCKIN GREAT MOOD TODAY >'Not much but you'll think of something' >day before shopping delivery >eat salad (lettuce and big chunk OONNETD AEOUT 163 KB JPG of cucumber) (much better than slices) >time for main course >only know how to bake bread and cook ready- meals and stir-fries >tfw no stir-fry ingredients remain >but spicy Quorn burgers do >read instructions >'cook in the oven for 18 minutes' >preheat oven >mfw I forgot to put a tray in >mfw there are no clean trays (they're all in the dishwasher) >read for alternative microwave instructions >there aren't any >put a burger in anyway for 2 minutes >wait (far away because paranoid of radiation) (run away after pressing button) (just in case) >hear beeping >take it out >expecting it to be inconsistently-cooked (prepared to take it out) >mfw it's piping hot throughout (like the package says) >mfw some of the breadcrumbs on the outside fell off in the package, leaving uncovered patches on the edge >they're crispy and golden-brown (just right) >bottom is covered in a small amount of slightly- damp light mush (still hot) >phone father >tell him the good news >mfw he sighs disappointedly >asks to chop it in half to see if it's also hot inside >it is >eat it >just as good as usual >make one for him when he returns >he's pleasantly surprised, too >mfw I just nontupled burger-cooking speed >return to computer, content with today's contribution to humanity 4 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)23:52:35 No.61992860 ...what? like n---- what? >>61992959 # imgflip.com

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Anon mourns | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)15:27:06 No.845577035 Larry King.jpg 29 KB JPG Rest in Peace Larry King.

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>>23466628 (OP) # Is there anyone more sheltered by their parents, than me? >didn't learn how to read, until I was 6 >couldn't walk, until I was 4 77 KB JPG >couldn't speak, until I was around 5 >didn't know countries outside of my native country existed, until I was 8 >didn't watch any TV, until I was 7 >parents wouldn't let me play video games, until i was 13 >even then, my parents wouldn't let me play anything above an E rating >didn't learn about sex, until I was in my mid-20's >parents made me drop out of highschool, in my 1st year, because it was too chaotic and traumatising for me >only started masturbating and watching p--- in the last few years >still live with parents, to this day >never lived on my own >never travelled, outside of my hometown >was never allowed to have sleepovers, or go to other friend's houses >didn't matter anyway, since i never had any friends >only started learning about the basics of history, this year >never had a job in my entire life >never even thought about going to college/university/higher-education, during my youth

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: Anonymous 01/03/21(Sun)00:27:22 No.843809884 >tell myself ill stop drinking in 2021 >can't even make it to jan 3rd F------ pathetic 434 KB JPG

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Anon has a lovely sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)01:24:18 No.61993766 >be me >have girl over >We get done f------ >she suggests boba, I'm down >l ask if I can bring my sister, she never leaves the house >She agrees, says it's sweet that I'm thinking of my sister 142 KB PNG >Sister comes up, looks alright >First thing she says is "I'm so glad I'm out of the house, I haven't been out in 5 days!" >l don't want her to look like a f----- so "Haha yeah quarantine is hard for all of us!" >"I haven't even left my bed except to go to the bathroom" Please stop >We get boba, and sit down on a bench >She starts doing like a weird fake laugh >"When we sat down my thighs clapped together and made a loud noise!" >I didn't hear anything >Girl laughs awkwardly >l do the same I shouldn't have invited her

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: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)01:14:21 No.61993646 >cute girl at work casually mentions her bf after 4 months of chatting f--- everything 457 KB GIF

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