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![File: 441-4412701_transparent-t(...).jpg (129 KB, 820x660) U Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)18:59:08 No.59424353 [Reply] >>59424389 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and says, "good job." What should I do when I see her tomorrow? %3D O Anonymous 01/18/21(Mon)19:01:31 No.59424389 >>59424353 (OP)# F--- her in her (boi)p----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/999/967/644.jpg "Assume the (im)position | /r/Greentext")
![File: tumblr_onua54zybm1w7964eo1_640.jpg (48 KB, 571x548) U Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)06:38:24 No.62217401 [Reply] >>62217460 >>62217709 >be me >been best bros with my bro since we were 14 >retard had a daughter at 17 and been struggling since >helped him out with money or babysitting once in a while so he could work and get money until he managed to get on his feet >be the present, we are both doing fine and he's remarried and has another child with his wife. I'm still single but get along well with his daughter >be a week ago >his daughter finally turned 18 and as a present I took her camping and took her virginity (with consent) >bro found out and got furious at me to the point he punched me >his betrayal felt worse than the punch >he has refused to talk to me and when i went to his house to be the better person and apologize for something that isnt even bad (she's a legal adult) he just yelled at me and almost punched me again i dont know what to do bros, he doesnt understand shes an adult now and can have her own choices, hes throwing away a great friendship over nothng](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/014/675/775.jpg "Better together | /r/Greentext")
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