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: Anonymous 06/07/19(Fri)05:27:40 No.52792838 >be me >listening to old dubstep for nostalgia >remember doge, mlg, black ops 2 trickshot montages i miss those simpler times 124 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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(first greentext btw) >be me >in online school >usually when I'm on the phone and I have to fart I mute my mic do my business and then unmute 19 KB JPG >in online school we are muted the entire time >have to fart >already muted >unmute my mic, let out the Hiroshima of farts, 11 seconds at the least >mute my mic >my teacher starts laughing >mfw how the f--- do I join back class after this

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:44:44 No.845311946 I am broken. | am beyond broken. I still don't know what's WE ARE happening. Why was today allowed to happen? what the f--- is going on? TRU 125 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:45:18 No.845311985 COFION DIERDISE >>845311946 (OP) # 20 KB JPG >>845312102 # : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:46:14 No.845312046 LESS MAKEY THREADS Hint: you're retarded MORE TAKEY MEDS 65 KB JPG

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anons dad is a hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:24:15 No.845349589 1608053155613.png 1.42 MB PNG >in boy scouts >scout master is r----- me >dad runs in >'hey pal, how about you f--- someone your own size' >dad pulls down pants >scout master starts to f--- dad >dad uses his a------ muscles to grab hold of scout master by d--- >slams scout master against wall >dad rapes scout master to death My dad, the hero!

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The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:54:10 No.845329227 >be me >high school, years ago >addicted to benzos bc anxiety (only weed now) >friend group has one girl >anorexic depressed goth/egirl, 7/10 but my type at the time 10 KB JPG >high af hanging at friends house >playing 5 finger fillet >stab my f------ hand, don't care bc benzo zombie at this point >she tells me to stab her too >do it >she presses her cut into yours >blood mixes >become siblings >says we can't f--- now bc it would be i----- What's the strangest excuse a girl has rejected you /b/?

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things are looking up for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:26:14 No.845340737 >finally got good career >getting married to the love of my life in a few weeks >have our first kid on the way Thinking of killing myself. You know, for the lulz and such. Lol could you imagine the look on that stupid bitch's 67 KB PNG face?

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Anon is gonna fall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:38:27 No.9368776 ANON NOO00 WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 52 KB JPG : King's 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 | Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock by y ge iStock iSto IStock Stock iry tmages iStock Gny Imaga ck Tstock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL >>9369100 # >>9369277 # >>9369726 # >>9370007 # >>9370595 # >>9370785 # >>9374916 # >>9376261 #

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Anonymous (ID: boi8mKM9 ) 04/25/14(Fri)14:11:39 No.543818057 > Be year 2040, women rule the world > Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men > Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without 83 KB PNG us > Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > standoff.PNG > all of a sudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind > beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown

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“Anon loves his dad” in 2070 after it’s screenshotted and reposted some more | /r/Greentext

>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i dont get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive ake dad

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: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it..the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wal and I run upstairs >I must prepare.

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