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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: A4E57907-9815-46E6-BC13-8(..).jpg (261 KB, 840x562) O Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)07:50:31 No.844796744 [Reply] >be me >truly_unhinged.jpg >decide to purchase oil futures contract >accidentaly buy a barrel of crude oil shipped directly to my house >not know what to do with it for 2 weeks >super hot one day >get overheated as s---, decide to drink >get so drunk I grab my funnel and pump 2 gallons of crude oil into my ass >in the moment I wanted to save it for the right moment >thought it would be cool to s--- a f--- ton of oil all at once >get side tracked and watch finding Nemo >get to the part with the little squid girl in nemos school >arousedasfuck.png >realize my true purpose in life >uber to my local swimming pool >there are 3 pools but of course I decide to go to the one with the most children in it >still be drunk as f--- >sit down in the most populated area >start f------ swimming around like a big squid >moms are looking at me in confusion and disgust >one of them starts walking to the front desk, clearly going to call police >'it's time" >scream "IM GONNA INK" in the same voice I would have if I was mid orgasm >s--- 2 gallons of crude oil into the kiddie pool >children surface from the water visibly blinded and covered in my a--- oil >children screaming and crying all around >oil has spread farther than I ever imagined it would >make my escape >known as local squid man forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/990/939/cb2.png "Anon buys crude oil | /r/Greentext")
![File: SV5w8LxgwLkjk6YG3xULKG.jpg (1.36 MB, 1000x757) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)07:45:51 No.61843609 [Reply] >>61844859 >be me >got a pupper from one of the local shelters a few weeks ago >super sweet and kind dog that loves to be pet from everyone >everytime I go for a walk with her everyone stops and tells me how cute she is >yesterday >going for a walk >two super cute girls approach >dog goes crazy towards them >girls start petting her and tell me how cute she is >we talk for a while about puppies and stuff, one of them has one too >"maybe our dogs can become friends, we can bring them together to the dog park" >fuckyes.png >dog starts to walk around smelling the floor >ohno.exe >she s---- the BIGGEST and STINKIEST crap ever >the stench overcomes our facemasks >must be the bone I gave her in the morning so she would stay calm while I was away >girls have to step away from the f------ smell >they go away without saying nothing and with a disgust expression on their faces Why bros?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/990/933/8ed.jpg "Alpha behavior | /r/Greentext")
