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File: Screenshot_20210104-172635~2.png (205 KB, 720x260) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)11:04:27 >Be me. >23 yo kissless virgin. >Been working at Walmart for 5 years. >Work with a qt. >5/10 but she's nice to me. >Invited her over last night to "watch Netflix." >ThatMeansFucking.png >Third episode of I survived I get over my fear and put my arm around her. >This activates her inner slut and we start making out. >Dart my tongue like a lizard because it's my first time. >She still wants it. >Finally f--- her. >Everything was going good except the condom felt s-----. >She's f------ me back and says she's about to c--. >"Wow I'm great at sex." >She arches her back and says she's c------. >She yells like a howler monkey and put on a show. >No milk.jpeg. >She obviously didn't c-- and is lying to me. >Immediately ruined my concentration. >l f------ go soft in her. >She asks if there's something wrong. >Obviously. >I tell her "you don't have to lie to me about c------ I'm not an idiot." >She gets upset and leaves. >Finish with my hand. >Now she won't talk to me at work.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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