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File: Screenshot_20210104-172635~2.png (205 KB, 720x260) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)11:04:27 >Be me. >23 yo kissless virgin. >Been working at Walmart for 5 years. >Work with a qt. >5/10 but she's nice to me. >Invited her over last night to "watch Netflix." >ThatMeansFucking.png >Third episode of I survived I get over my fear and put my arm around her. >This activates her inner slut and we start making out. >Dart my tongue like a lizard because it's my first time. >She still wants it. >Finally f--- her. >Everything was going good except the condom felt s-----. >She's f------ me back and says she's about to c--. >"Wow I'm great at sex." >She arches her back and says she's c------. >She yells like a howler monkey and put on a show. >No milk.jpeg. >She obviously didn't c-- and is lying to me. >Immediately ruined my concentration. >l f------ go soft in her. >She asks if there's something wrong. >Obviously. >I tell her "you don't have to lie to me about c------ I'm not an idiot." >She gets upset and leaves. >Finish with my hand. >Now she won't talk to me at work.

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