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![File: SV5w8LxgwLkjk6YG3xULKG.jpg (1.36 MB, 1000x757) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)07:45:51 No.61843609 [Reply] >>61844859 >be me >got a pupper from one of the local shelters a few weeks ago >super sweet and kind dog that loves to be pet from everyone >everytime I go for a walk with her everyone stops and tells me how cute she is >yesterday >going for a walk >two super cute girls approach >dog goes crazy towards them >girls start petting her and tell me how cute she is >we talk for a while about puppies and stuff, one of them has one too >"maybe our dogs can become friends, we can bring them together to the dog park" >fuckyes.png >dog starts to walk around smelling the floor >ohno.exe >she s---- the BIGGEST and STINKIEST crap ever >the stench overcomes our facemasks >must be the bone I gave her in the morning so she would stay calm while I was away >girls have to step away from the f------ smell >they go away without saying nothing and with a disgust expression on their faces Why bros?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/990/933/8ed.jpg "Alpha behavior | /r/Greentext")
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![Happy Birthday 4chan! [Advertise on 4chan] [Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ☐ Auto] File: 43 (893 KB, 1568x943) K D scullin Bones it ranged somewhere from 650 to $850 million over Assassin's Creed Shadows Insider EXPOSES Ubisoft + Yasuke ERASED Company BANKRUPT & Secrets REVEALED 99/17/3 ☐ Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:45:45 No.690534575 ►>>690534646 >>690534818 >>690535827 >>690537741 >>690537985 >>690540459 >>690542350 >>690542529 >>690542873 >>690545480 >>690547114 >>690548090 >>690548156 >>690548340 >>690548473 >>690548551 >>690548713 >>690550503 >>690551297 >>690551972 >>690552587 850 f------ million dollars !!!! What the f--- is going on in this world? We've updated the world record for the most trashy media piece in the history of mankind 2 times in just 1 month. 400 million dollars is crazy? No, it's a f------ $850 million!!!! Why Ubisoft? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN4WMQARc_A&t=12s& ab_channel=ENDYMIONtv [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:46:43 No.690534646 >>690534575 (OP). lol, Imao even >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:47:53 No.690534728 ►>>690535359 >>690536058 >>690537551 >>690540915 >>690541615 >>690542574 >>690546492 >>690547539 >>690547862 >>690548641 >>690550468 >>690550638 >>690552130 >>690553059 File: 1724255368934540.png (587 KB, 1138x1087) >AC Shadows originally featured a Japanese male protagonist, and even the character design, original artwork, and animation were done, but after the George Floyd incident in 2020 led to the outbreak of the BLM movement, the character of the game was switched to Yasuke. Although it is not known if Ubisoft executives had the idea of pandering to social mores, Ubisoft grassroots employees and designers reacted poorly to the main character's change to Yasuke; >Pre-orders for AC Shadows were only 7% of Valhalla's, which stunned Ubisoft executives; That AC Shadows will be designed to be the most microtransaction-rich title in Ubisoft's history, as Ubisoft is confident in this title; The massive negative response to AC Shadows in Japan was unexpected by Ubisoft, and the Torii that was split in half in the surrounding statue provoked a large amount of resistance from Japanese players, which Ubisoft eventually modified; Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed; >Yasuke would have made a lot of "current" politically correct statements in the game, such as bashing white people and opposing white supremacy (white supremacy in Japan?). These statements will be removed; The next Assassin's Creed Hexe will be one of the most "gay" Ubisoft titles ever, with a female protagonist, but filled with all kinds of mysticism and very rich visuals; > Ubisoft is considering remaking the Ezio trilogy; Ubisoft internally had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability, but sadly failed; >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:53:15 No.690535107 It literally looks like a high end mobile game ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:56:29 No.690535359 >>690534728 >had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability There's no way they're that deluded ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)14:36:35 No.690537985 ►>>690538951 File: RRR.jpg (80 KB, 1088x958) RETARD, RETARD >>690534575 (OP) >Have black flag they could just mod into a new game like Far Cry Blood Dragon >spends 850m making a new game from the ground that ends being worse The French are something special ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:08:00 No.690545480 ► >>690534575 (OP). >make a pirate game >can't even board ships >that will be 850 million dollars ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:44:50 No.690547114 ►>>690547861 >>690534575 (OP) >Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million No it didn't. It cost probably like 100 mil to Ubisoft and 750 to tax payers of the government that bankrolled it LMAO. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:02:32 No.690547862 ► File: 1652392260572.png (162 KB, 334x334) >>690534728 >Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed I can't believe it was ever for real.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/916/115/215.png "French Toast | /r/Greentext")
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