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The virgin omega THE CHAD ALPHA Needs X-antibody to deal with real tough guys; if not, he is a Yamcha. Carries X-antibody from his baby stage. CHADHON He's white with blue eyes to make it clear he's the good boy. Black with red eyes, and still looks like a Vaccine type. He was conscientiously created to be the leader of the royal knights and outperform Omegamon in every aspect. Gay wings that seems glued together Forced fusion, not even complete There are like 10 versions, recolors and ripoffs of him. Epic wings Has no initiative of his own, In cyber Sleuth takes the form of a chick: Still the chadest. Becomes a tool that uses another he is Yggdrasil's lapdog. digimon even weaker than him. In Cyber Sleuth is the partner of a gyaru slut. Alpha is for alpha (fe)male. Small and generic s----- weapons Omega is because doesn't even reach beta male. He's a skinny guy who looks like he's going to split like a twig just by looking at him. The size of his big c--- is only comparable to that of his broadsword. Not a single alternative version of him: unique and unrepeatable. The true leader of the royal knights and the most powerful one. Not even Yggdrasil, him boss and god of the Digital World, tells him what to do.. Acts like the leader when in fact he is 2º in command. Holds an amazing axe bigger than himself. Appears only when the world really needs him: doesn't need keep everyone attention.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Trigonometric Functions The Lad Tsunami Wave that caused the Fukushima nuclear disaster The Virgin Sine Wave The Chad Tangent Wave The Thad Secant Wave Has no pattern or geometry, is unorganized and sporadic Ensuing radiation polluted the oceans causing an environmental disaster, not eco friendly Boring and predictable oscillation Most basic function, everyone knows him Surprising oscillation cycle, completely original from Virgin Sin and Basic Cosin Very distinguished, completely new to unsuspecting high school children Secant means "to cut" in Latin, Thad was cut to perfection Kills people with... water? LUL Normal wave only goes up to a maximum of one, the size of his penis erect (cm) Has no need for the hypotenuse, only needs the opposite and adjacent Chad's maximum is infinite, he can always be better Monstrous size of the wave frightens and repulses women, they run far away from him Shortened to "Sin," "An immoral act considered to be Contains asymptotes, mysterious and undefined..(girls love this) Shortened to "Tan, reflecting the state of Chad's glorious skin Opposite of Basic Cosin, completely radical and esoteric, he does his own thing Look at that bulge, girls a transgression against divine law." Caused the death of 16,000 реople. Too far swoon over him

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Virgin Movie/TV/Video Game Viking v. CHAD REAL-LIFE VIKING

The Chad actual viking Virgin TV and videogame "viking" Knows that the head is the first body part you protect. Wears awesome spectacle helmet Big round shield to protect himself and his friends from enemy arrows and weapons Stupid weird f------ haircut Colourfull decorated linen clothing, knows that leather sucks ass Wears makeup and fur and isn't even gay Wears no helmet to battle beacuse there is nothing valuable in his head to protect as clothing Retarded ass clothes randomly sewn and wrapped together from pieces of scrap Uses spear, superior in groupfighting and good for resisting cavalry charges leather and metal nee Combat axe. Wears no armor and has F------ ridicolously impractical Unlike woodsplitting axes its blade is thin so it can be a second axe instead of a axes with such thick blades Axe forms a hook that can be used to pull shield beacuse he relies sharp and lighter, allowing that they are duller then a butteknife and really just exclusively on plot armor and game mechanics for effective combat enemy shields oversized hammers The wealth from his many years of raiding and trading has afforded him chainmail armor, doesn't hinder movement and is nearly impossible to cut trough

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Virgin Oil Painting v. CHAD CAVEMAN DRAWING

The chad ancient cave drawing The virgin oil painting Takes Takes only like, 3 Bold 15 days to minutes draw BOOM Blurry Lived for only like Lived for millions of 100 years, will die years, will live for Soon millions to come

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Bosnian chad virgin serb

The virgin četnik THE CHAD BOŠNJAK sleeps perfectly peaceful because he knows serbs not afraid of death because if screams "ALLAHU AKBAR" he dies hes going to poor gypsy/mongolian are p----- to scare the serbs jannah/walhalla genes gay little hat glorious green beret considered a subhuman by Himmler and uncel Adolf eats only burek like a real man eats burek sa sirom like a little f----- strong a---- genes belives in an actual God and has nightmares from bosnian mujahideen not some too cucked to fight armed solders, caries out attacks specifically on civilans,because its easy man/messenger of God haha... someone stole his weapons stole all his weapons from virgin serb all his pisses his pants amidiatly when he ancestors worships a jew on a stick where elite kills only armed soldiers because he has standerds, and hes not a normie hears "Allahu akbar" worriors quickly forgets that he was a turkish bitch for 500 years, original national stole his nacional symbol from a bigger empire,he just copy and paste it... what a loser symbol and that hes probably a tuskish r--- baby considered as an a---- by Himmler and uncle Adolf cucked by NATO and the west, his wife definatly has NATO, western and eastern support prays 10 times a day, because f--- those cheats on him killed at least 10 filthy casuals who do it only 5 time considers himself as "kebab remover" because serbian terrorists he killed 8000 civilians this one time this morning

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Virgin Oldest Child v. CHAD YOUNGEST CHILD

Constantly has to babysit his chad brother Too cute for THE CHAD parents to dislike His brother reminds him Most creative and most talented of how much of a virgin in the whole family he is Loves his older brother and Thinks his brother always wants to show him things he discovers is annoying Angry that he can't rls love hi is adventurous and pecause he have all of his parents attention to himself outgoing

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Virgin Spanish Monolingual v. CHAD BILINGUAL LATINO

Monolingual Latino Bilingual Latino Chad Virgin Able to go on reddit Can speak with has to read tourists has to use google subtitles for his Knows his english isn't perfect translate shows but still tries to communicate can't even understand Can't even watch the memes in english majority of youtube videos can go anywhere and OUCH! Has a lesser expect someone to know understanding of foreigners english Isn't restricted to playing on latin american servers because "I'll never be able to learn of the language barrier english" Can't even go able to understand the on 4chan if he lyrics for songs in english wanted to Can't even understand Recieves more job p--- plots on pornhub opportunities for being able to speak english "No hablo ingles, perdon" knows what his shirt means

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Virgin Current Decade v. the psychedelic peaceful chad of the 60s-70s maaaaaaaaan

THE VIRGIN 20105 The Psychedelic Sixtics Peace maaaaan 2020s bad guys don't get punished Took the musical innovations of the 1950s to the next level, creating much of the best music of all time. The Beatles evolved the increasingly eclectic pop- rock of Buddy Holly's Crickets into the template for a thousand bands autotune Iconic fashions: The Stones evolved the electric blues into hard rock Prog-rock keyboardists became a missing link between 1950s Hammond organs and groups like Kraftwerk -The beehive -The afro -Hippie hair -Tie-dye uhh, Kanye is the defining artist of our decade? hideous fashions brought on by late capitalist hypersexualization - women like Billie Eilish have to wear baggy clothes to avoid objectification Cool mind expanding drugs (like LSD) rather than depressing ones (like fentanyl) First wave of Japanese mecha anime (Gigantor!) advanced robots, government conspiracies, stuff blowing up, and human greed/warmongering reminscent of the worst TRANSFORMERS THE L AST K HIGHT Most of Africa gets its independence in 1960 (yay, Freedom!) tens of millions of black and brown people being driven from their homes by climate change Transformers movies rock and roll is well and dead, with the guitarist of blink-182 joining the military industrial complex to Government conspiracies exist, but people actually do s--- to fight them people can't dance The Land Decade of 1,000 Dances: The Twist, the Pony, the Jerk, the Mashed Potatoes...with a new craze The first commercial, real self- transforming robot toys (Transformers) went on sale at CES in January become said Transformers villain (selling what he believes to be advanced Rock, soul, psychedelia, ska, early reggae, funk, prog, outlaw country, the folk revival.. coming out almost annually alien tech to the Dept of Defense) Simon and Garfunkel, the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Who, the Stones, the Fugs, Muddy Waters, Led Zep, Motown, Pink Floyd, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Cream, Willie Nelson, BÓB DYĽAN. Economy still retains many of the good aspects of the 1950s and disposable income remains decent in the West sky-high inequality and corporate corruption somehow Cuba is arguably the government least in bed with the villain/POTUS, who's basically George Zimmerman with a wig and a spray tan Abundant opposition movements that are really f------ cool: Consumerism is growing, with the rise of manufactured pop acts like the Monkees, Bobby Rydell, and the Archies, but so is anti-consumerism -Hippies -1968 student movements in Europe -Civil Rights Movement -Weathermen -Black Panthers -American Indian Movement can't afford s--- No real, uncontrolled opposition aside from Cuba and ISIS

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Zombie vs Infected vs Chimera

The Virgin Zombie The Brad Infected decrepit and ugly as f--- braindead. only follows noises and smell somewhat intelligent follows his wild instincts looks like a human always dangerous in close quarters even by himself slower and physically dangerous only in high numbers or in sneak attacks human speed and strength, sometimes slightly stronger too weaker than humans makes more sense than the zombie a definite threat, but nobody knows how these things could take over the world. nothing too tough cannon fodder nobody even cares. in videogames THE CHAD CHIMERA peak reptilian aesthetics 3 eyes on each side just to see through your BS technologically centuries / maybe even millennias ahead of puny humans stronger and faster than humans. has even a dangerous at any range can shoot from far away with plasma weaponry self-healing body detailed and documented lore. their conquest of the world makes perfect sense capable of creating a gigantic version of himself that towers over skyscrapers. or can take over cities by simply sending out millions of tiny bugs that spread his Chad alien virus @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Vietnam War Songs

The Wizard 'Fortunate Son" The Virgin "Paint It Black" is emo used to many times is a meme watches girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes like a weirdo is really edgy he even said he isn't a fortunate son too patriotic for usa not even the best ccr song The Chad "The End" The Thad "Surfin Bird" all you need is the bird beautiful dark lyrics PTSD hits hard the bird is the word beautiful lyrics is very profound and emotional talks about killing his dad and having sex with his mom like a chad sun tanned from surfing too much everyone has heard about the bird swears many times invented beat boxing instead of PTSD, the bird brings happy nostalgia mystical got kicked out of a bar because the bar owner is a virgin

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virgin interview v. CHAD SUBMISSION

THE VIRGIN INTERVIEW Did his hair perfectly just 30 minutes ago but it falls apart completely Can't make Sweating profusely eye contact His references said he was "a little weird" Creeps out interviewer by trying to be friendly and asking about his kids Chair makes him sit Spent 3 hours buying shirt for interview, it's way too tight uncomfortably, creates double chin even though he's skinny Constantly asked to speak up Brings in a copy of his resume Afraid to shake hands because his hand is sweaty. offends interviewer VIRGIN 3 yeARS AT LAST JÓB •MANY SKILLS •MASTERS Degree Overqualified but still never hears back Sees interviewer and receptionist laughing at him on his way out THE CHAD SUBMISSION Interviewer cowers in fear Never even submitted a Unwavering eye Only said one word during the whole interview resume contact makes interviewer writhe instantly hired Promoted to manager on his first day Every woman in the office follows him out

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Virgin Prequel Trilogy Hater v. CHAD PREQUEL TRILOGY ADMIRER

The Virgin Prequels Hater THE CHAD PREQUELS APPRECIATOR "George Lucas r---- my childhood" "George Lucas enriched my childhood" Full of anger, aggressive Calm, joyfull and full of patience Wants to destroy everything prequels Galactic Senate scenes made him interested in related politics and inspired him to do the chad insurrection He thinks that "Empire Strikes Back" is the best "Star Wars" movie ever He loves all Star Wars movies(including Special Edition) except The Sequels and other Disney's s--- He doesn't like "Return of The Jedi" because of Ewoks EMPIR STRIKES BACK He fully sees all flaws Disney made with this franchise and will never ever appreciate The Sequels He unironically thinks that even Disney's Sequel Trilogy is better that The Prequels Trilogy He loves The Prequels memes, always has a good time and laughs Hates fun and good laughs Redlettermedia fanboy Has the true artistic soul that appreciates all designs and worldbuilding and each frame in The Prequels Repeatedly rewatching Mr. Plinkett's reviews and quotes them Doesn't even know what Redlettermedia is and doesn't care and never will Hates Jar Jar Binks to the bones Admires Jar Jar Binks and understands that Jar Jar is the key to all of this

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The Virgin Vampire v. THE WERECHAD

THE VIRGIN VAMPIRE THE CHAD WEREWOLF tiny fangs, meek demeanor Thick, rich pelt is envy Huge claws and teeth destroy barn doors and villagers with ease means he has to make several limp, slicked-back hair of all other mammals atempts to draw blood makes him look like a greasy teenager is f------ eight feet tall Pallid corpse-face repels women Has to resort to magic d-------- drug can't get it up because >no blood preys exclusively on healthy young peasant girls and gypsy maidens can only be killed by being shot with a special bullet wears faggy clothes Girls are drawn to his animal magnetism preys on inbred noblewomen because he thinks nobody will destroys his clothes in surge of masculinity notice has to hover because manlet >killed by sunlight LMAO just kill yourself

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