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THE CHAD SIMON The Virgin Kamina He went from being a virgin to a Chad in just 2 chapters. Girl eyelashes. Probably inmortal Squirtle glasses Stupid Tatoos His glasses are a tribute to a fallen comrades His wife dies in front of him: he doesn't even cry. Was a child and then became a man, but he was never both at the same time. Manchild. assertive. Looks assertive when really is passive-aggressive. He becomes a hermit because f--- off being a slave of work and bureaucracy. Can literally do the impossible: Generic Katana Awesome manly drills Dies virgin The biggest drill is the one he keeps in his pants. Reality is his bitch. A little princess replaces him. He needs you to believe in him, like he's Santa Claus Confirmed by Gainax is not a virgin. Defeats enemies more powerful than him throughout the series. Dies in the first real fight. Nakamas revive the enemy Old-fashioned sandals 10,000 years ago. and leave him dead. Fought with a clean punch against a God and won. He literally served more dead than alive. If Kamina returned from the dead, he would still be the boss.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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