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the virgin Hugh Neutron the chad carl wheezer awesome haircut wears his pants above his waist to assert probably retarded croissant dominance sat on a "banana" and it changed his life likes llamas which are cooler than ducks is obsessed with ducks probably f----- one f---- virgins wife in secret donut boy sounds pretty gay dresses with no taste simps on Virgins wife and managed for her to be his valentine is too stupid to realize chad is f------ his stacy wife goes to bed at 6:30 fat and strong probably wont send you to the shadow relm stole a Llama stupid haircut and long chin wants to, hang out with jimmy's mom can sing like a god skinny and weak pretended to be incel jimmy to get some stacy's

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Vir-general Oliver Chadsar Wizard House Yes-THAD You cannot access his ending when he dies, since so too would his ideas. There are better NCR commanders, and yet he's the one who's got the President's full attention. An austere lifestyle which eschews chems, in favor of strength and devotion. Prefers having Securitrons under his control, but what he'll work with is entirely up to you. Soldiers under his callous command have low morale, their resources stretched thin. Dies in all but one ending, but in those other cases (including when Jyou fight for the Legion), his Chad general with a deep voice takes over. Goes along with everything you say and do. Spent so long in a capsule he cannot be out of it, lest he'd literally die. No matter what, the Brotherhood and the Kings will all die by the time he maintains control doesn't take no for an answer; of the Mojave. Even while you've already laid waste to everything you see, and he's surrounded by "Securitrons, he arrogantly thinks he can fight you. You can kill him all you want, but he always comes back, and never thinks any less of you. Dies in all endings except one, somehow prepares an obituary for himself the minute such occasion occurs. Has Chad soldiers and assassins at his beck and call. They breed more Chads. nd aleveni Wherever he rules, there's guaranteed security. Merchants can freely sell their wares without hassle there. Expansionist douche who compensating for something Although a hypocrite, has a point that machines are a dependency problem. VERY limited human interaction, rules New Vegas by proxy through a few hand- picked tribes and a posse of Securitrons. One Securitron has a female face, so take from that what you will. Unlike House, will not kill off the Kings or the Brotherhood if that's your inclination. His employer will tax the everloving hell out of the His ending frees the Mojave from the threat of slavery, heavy taxation and some weird centuries-old egotistical autocrat. You can even toss the Virgin off the Hoover Dam. Mojave if he wins. So basically like the IRL California.

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Virgin My Hero Academia v. CHAD ONE PUNCH MAN

The virgin MHA VS The Chad OPM Glorious chromedome OP hero, still relatable through boredom and repetitive lifestyle Simps hard for AlIl Might Has a cyborg simping for him Main character wants to be a Edgelord villains hero, doesn't even bother to train his Main character is a regular human who All side characters are body until after he's told he can recive an op quirk Has a character cry every episode, gets old real quick memorable, and have their spotlight trained hard to become a hero All fanservice Most fanservice/ Has a bunch of useless involes underage schoolgirls involes buffed side character naked men Mediocre season 2, doesn't matter because Main character has of amazing manga art stockholm syndrome for an abusive bully

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"he just hates goblins"

The Chad Goblin Slayer The Virgin Generic Isekai/Fantasy protagonist really cool armor, perfect for killing goblins has a harem of Wants to kill goblins generic D-Tier waifus Boring Personality "i used to be a loser on his entire personality is wanting to extract earth, but in this new world im super cool!" has a cool revenge on goblins priestess who helps him kill goblins hardly any has a bunch of character cool weapons for killing goblins development Looks exactly the his party consists of an elf, same as every other anime protagonist man of few words, is probably pre- occupied thinking of ways to kill goblins a lizardman and a dwarf theyre so powerful to the point where all the action that help him kill goblins scenes have no tension because its obvious the protagonist cant die He hates goblins, he is too angry to die

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Virgin Regular Soda v. CHAD KOOL-AID

The Kool-aid Chad The virgin soda Coca Cola Could make flavored ice cubs Will spray everwhere when shaken just a little Allows you to mix multiple flavors together and popsicles Helping low income and college students Burns your throat Expensive Sugar never goes Turns flat after a bad few hours of Cola Comes in just a opening bottle or soda can Came in your lunchables as a kid Went to Mr. Peanuts The soda can can cut Can increase funeral chance of diabetes you Can break through walls Easy to make Makes you more Has no mascot Has a classic catch Comes in multiple flavors thirsty phrase Has stupid vending machines that steals money Cheap Useful for making hair dye and food Has a lot of chemcials Doesn't come in multiple cool colors Comes in different varieties Refreshing on a hot summer day Is there for you as soon as you Comes with a straw call his name

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Virgin MCU v. CHAD TASM v. THAD SAM RAIMI TRILOGY

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Virgin Normal User v. CHAD EPIC USER v. THAD ENLIGHTENED USER

Virgin Normal User His opinion = fect Chad Epic User Thad Enlightened User %3D Gets banned constantly Companies pay him to not epically troll their workers Doesn't Upvotes what he likes Responds on letter at a time spread across hundreds of subs. read articles, only headlines Has 500 accounts at all times Has thousands of accounts Tips the admins off Reports every post he finds on Chad's new Has 1 or 2 accounts accounts to protect Has “Playstation Thumb" Eyes strained from looking at memes for too long himself Trolled millions to death Neck deformed from Posts the navy seal copypasta unironically looking down too much Holding up the phone economy up by himself Gets in a flame war everY single hour New IP Throws away address each Only Downvotes the phone he used Makes posts once in a while time he connects Doesn't try to to make a comment to the internet Spams random subs with m----- p--- hassle the mods Swatted 500+ people, 200 kill count never been caught Username is his old Gets in pissing contests with others every month Runescape name Mods fear him Never off his phone

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Nazi Propaganda vs Fascist Propaganda

The Virgin Nazi Propaganda ye make me look like a godsend with that light effect :) leepte eagle artist doesnt get the eye color right.. needs a bigger flag than anyone clse dresses in brown minions for his own moral support THE CHAD FASCIST PROPAGANDA SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI I SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI sI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SU SI SI SI SM SI SI SI SI S. SI SI SI SI SI SI'SI SI SI SI I SI SI SI SI SI S SI SI SI SI SI I SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI S SI SI SI SI SI SI SI @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Virgin Modern Peter vs Chad Classic Peter by p_ditty2

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virgin actual viking vs chad fictional fantasy viking

THE CHAD FICTIONAL The virgin actual Viking FANTASY VIKING cool helmet inspires fear and admiration No shield, he just runs into the battle Old rusty helmet with no coordination or planning whatsoever doesn't even like killing, it was his only option Fully nude except one random shoulderpad other than starvation stupid quilted shirt is his only armour stands in a big gay "shield wall'" with fellow virgins awesome leather wrist thingies scared to fight, never leaves formation badass axe lets him Wears a bunch doesn't even know what chop both the enemy of smelly rags weak little spear is his main weapon fabric is, wears rawhide and his own face boxers covered in filth from left with scraps after jarl takes all the good pot for himself Routinely fights 15th century knights, and other foes from 400 trudging muddy river banks years in the future KHY

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE GIGASTACY

Behold! The giga Stacyi

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Virgin High Res v. CHAD LOW RES

the virgin High resolution fear rejection to insecure abbout what people will think uses all his Data to make meme

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Virgin Paul McCartney v. CHAD JIM MORRISON v. THE THAD CAPTAIN BEEFHEART

"You can not petion the lord with prayer!" Lad Captain has no musical talent at Virgin Paul McCartney Chad Jim Morrison all, still worshiped as a creative genius beefheart been arrested on Wrote songs that defined the veitnam war stage twice Simped out for 4 girls per album Trout mask replica is only listened to by people with >130 iq Member of the most popular band ever, ruins it over "creative diffences" Wrote a hit single in the 60's and then went Wrote all of his music on the piano mad Mysterious death is still intresting allegedly flashed his penis to a crowd Expects a guitar to play the same range as a paino Only Schitzophenics think that there is a looks like Does not know how richard nixon to play the piano mixed with conspiracy about him betty white was a tragic genius Sounds like a sex icon of a decade corupted midi file Only faggy teens who think they are unique like him nowadays Yes, the river knows is still the most emotional 20th century "I am the lizard king, i can do anything" Frank Zappa's Music consisted of screaming and a monkey on a piano Haunted by song of the wetdream childhood trauma

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the virgin Hugh Neutron the chad carl wheezer awesome haircut wears his pants above his waist to assert probably retarded croissant dominance sat on a "banana" and it changed his life likes llamas which are cooler than ducks is obsessed with ducks probably f----- one f---- virgins wife in secret donut boy sounds pretty gay dresses with no taste simps on Virgins wife and managed for her to be his valentine is too stupid to realize chad is f------ his stacy wife goes to bed at 6:30 fat and strong probably wont send you to the shadow relm stole a Llama stupid haircut and long chin wants to, hang out with jimmy's mom can sing like a god skinny and weak pretended to be incel jimmy to get some stacy's

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