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The virgin Chris Thorndyke The Chad Tom Wachowski Tasteful short quiff Stupid Kingdom Hearts looking hair never forgets that Ozzie is his best animal friend denounces all his friends once Sonic shows up Sistter-in-law hates him but he doesn't let it get to him parents are always busy and he cries about it constantly needs to be saves sonic's life twice rescued by Sonic is the lord of nothing is the Donut Lord cannot put up a fight against Dr. Eggman when being kidnapped Matches Dr. Robotnik in a fist fight and even knocks him unconscious when they physique of a wimpy child first meet well built Doesn't support his butler or his grandfather who constantly help Worked 3 jobs to support his him wife is rich af and has tons of friends yet acts like his life is super hard because his daddy doesnt hug him enough cant even protect self is a small town sheriff and is thankful for the good things in his life Protector of all creatures big and small

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The Virgin Sonic X v. THE CHAD PARAMOUNT SONIC


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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