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90% of his net Bucket Hoarder Doesn't care what his The Virgin Deposit Box THE CHAD worth is in gold, gold looks like, His coins have scratches Owns at least Only owns less than $10,000 worth of gold half a million in Keeps his gold at the bank His Hair is gold literally the Keeps his gold buried underground in a bucket or in a color of Trusts the bank will give his gold back when the world ends Owns no guns to wealth defend himself with concrete floor safe oUCHI underneath carpet Collects gold and gets it appraised and graded Not one piece of gold is protected by Can afford food and basic needs when society collapses a case or cover Every piece of gold is encased inside a capsule Is ready to die defending his gold from invaders Doesn't think >lt stays in society will collapse Forced into slavery because he has during the end times a metal box 99% of the time nothing to barter with Doesn't trust the banks, Never leaves his valuables there. 90% of his net worth is in a savings account

THE VIRGIN DEPOSIT BOX vs THE CHAD BUCKET HOARDER


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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