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Plays music to his friends, gets awkward stares because they don't get it Songs are about 20 minutes long and contain 5 wanky guitar solos "Hey bro, play that awesome Last Resort song Despite the drummer dieing of a heroin overdose and all other band members bankrupt and homeless, the song is still played on rotation to this day Il Pulls off awesome hi lited dreadlocks, gothic stacies stare at him Never played on the radio Wants to grow viking beard, ends up being wiry and unattractive The one song is a 3 minute verse chorus banger, no time for quitar solos Unnecessarily long hair Plays dated RPGs like Gothic and Morrowind Wears all black, he thinks he's dark and edgy but really doesn't want to be noticed Over abundance of accessories and flashy flame tank top is a must Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 Formed in the late 8os but virtually unknown until the rise of social media Formed in 1997, made hit single 2 years later About 20 albums that are only sold in specialist record shops Only one album released in 1999 with the one hit song and 11 other trash filler tracks, but it sold double platinum simply because of the one song Very tight clothes due to poor diet Even his XXL ultra baggy JNCO jeans are too tight for his massive schlong Uses online forums to talk about music Embraces the simpler things in life, like one fingered guitar rifts in Drop B and pop choruses Needlessly complex instrumentation Never uses the internet except for online gaming Not a single swear word in entire discography Poetic lyrics about death life and love only for p---- virgins Chadly lyrics about f------ stacies and hating your parents because they gave you Crash Bandicoot 3 instead of Watches the needle drop F bombs in every line in the one song Watches jackass Carmageddon ultra gore edition

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The Virgin Progressive Metal Anthology vs. The Chad Nu Metal One Hit Wonder


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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