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Plays music to his friends, gets awkward stares because they don't get it Songs are about 20 minutes long and contain 5 wanky guitar solos "Hey bro, play that awesome Last Resort song Despite the drummer dieing of a heroin overdose and all other band members bankrupt and homeless, the song is still played on rotation to this day Il Pulls off awesome hi lited dreadlocks, gothic stacies stare at him Never played on the radio Wants to grow viking beard, ends up being wiry and unattractive The one song is a 3 minute verse chorus banger, no time for quitar solos Unnecessarily long hair Plays dated RPGs like Gothic and Morrowind Wears all black, he thinks he's dark and edgy but really doesn't want to be noticed Over abundance of accessories and flashy flame tank top is a must Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 Formed in the late 8os but virtually unknown until the rise of social media Formed in 1997, made hit single 2 years later About 20 albums that are only sold in specialist record shops Only one album released in 1999 with the one hit song and 11 other trash filler tracks, but it sold double platinum simply because of the one song Very tight clothes due to poor diet Even his XXL ultra baggy JNCO jeans are too tight for his massive schlong Uses online forums to talk about music Embraces the simpler things in life, like one fingered guitar rifts in Drop B and pop choruses Needlessly complex instrumentation Never uses the internet except for online gaming Not a single swear word in entire discography Poetic lyrics about death life and love only for p---- virgins Chadly lyrics about f------ stacies and hating your parents because they gave you Crash Bandicoot 3 instead of Watches the needle drop F bombs in every line in the one song Watches jackass Carmageddon ultra gore edition

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The Virgin Progressive Metal Anthology vs. The Chad Nu Metal One Hit Wonder


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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