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THE VIRGIN HAPPY THE CHAD RONALD beautiful red hair elaborate design kids love him most iconic corporate mascot in history always lovin' it blatant ripoff of the minins cgi abomination has many friends, including Grimace, amburglar and Birdie looks even creepier as a costume terrifies kids live action his only friends are clones of himself simplistic design mcfreakin' lose it real arms and legs s also creepy, but in a cool way people still associate the brand to him ten years after his retirement is never lovin' it his Imbs are literally just white sticks mcfreakin' loser a funny clown is a f------ box huge feet, proportional to his huge McShlong fashionable yellow jumpsuit has a charity organization named after him

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The Virgin Happy v. THE CHAD RONALD McDONALD


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Mar 03, 2019 at 10:08PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin vs chad, virgin v chad, happy meal, happy mcdonald's, ronald mcdonald, mcdonald's, happy, 4chan, reddit

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