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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Virgin Square Enix vs. Chad Konami and Capcom

Characters have wonderful skins that reference the games they belong too and their series Square Virgin Chadnami and Chadcom Gave Nintendo spirits Both companies own their music and gladly Both companies gave Nintendo three unique characters Friend of Chad Alucard Too much hair gel gives him a permanent s----- haircut Chad ass beard Countless spin offs Belongs to a legendary protagonist Master of stealth and multiple weapons Only give:s one character to smash vampire hunters Likes tradition immitates Doesn't have ownership of their own music Brings realistic guns to a Nintendo game yet the game is stil rated E10O Appears in a myriad of video games his ancestors moves to His gameplay imitates his games perfection Wanted Cloud to be a shill character yet failed miserably Ass too thicc had to be nerfed Learns his enemies bilities His holy wate kills dumb red wonderfully and improves on Big ass sword compensating for something much? Protagonist of one of the most iconic videogame franchises Wields the vampire Icon of Bad in spirits because square didn't even bother IS Fan favorite generation honors it's yet not spotted name Belmont Chad Gimmicky Character that is incredibly easy to use Drinks beer and eats burgers like a true american ost famous fighting game character Made the meta boring Whip I As popular as the fighter he echoes Hadoken! hip it Go Eats stale turkey out of walls and doesn't get ill Beats down punk ass little mac A shadow of it's former self horrors Boring anime looking character who the f--- even cares? His boring skins are just black recolors Shoryuken! fear wears designer gloves Has an extremley sexy wife Insasne Japan to learn ansatsuken Projectiles edge guard flawlessly Fought and defeated Galactus comboS

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Virgin Calculus vs. Chad Algebra

the virgin calculus The Chad Algebra only learned in late high school and col lege where you already know you' never use it again learned by every 6th grader on the planet only fans are greasy incels and social recluses uses letters like the rest of the world the word "calculus" itself sounds pretentious and nasally, just like its cult following infinite uses Balls zero uses in everyday necessary for any math, physics chemistry, or logical problem uses weird symbols and Greek letters to appear more intelligent only jobs revolve around teaching it to other virgins lgebra" is a fun word to say used by everyone calculator is stick from all those lonely nights your dad can actually help you with your homework since he uses it at work only sense of humor is unfunny math puns and "high 1Q" science jokes easy to learn and master uses Khan Academy videos as p----- has "bra" in the name, something calculus nerds will never see you use it through college even if you don't give a s--- about math girlfriend is about as real as V-2

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The Virgin Panther vs. The Infinity Chad

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Virgin Templar Vs. Chad Gothic

"The virgin templar" Uses cunbersone 2-handed poleueapons The chad Gothic Flat-top helnet weak to sword blows Round-top helmet deflects suord blous No need for puny shield:s Cloth tunic decorated only with cross Shield to protect against blows to chest Chainmail veak to thrusts Uses easily weilded 1-handed suord Serves in the nane of the king Arnor is highly decorative yet Functional Serues in the nane of God Leather boots made cheaply High-quality pointed steel boots

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The virgin Christmas VS. The Chad (C)Hanukkah Jesus wasn't actually born onDecember 25th Celebrated in accordance with a calendar that's been used for over 4000 years Began as a half-assed appropriation of the ancient Roman holiday Saturnalia in a ploy to convince pagans to convert to Christianity Mascot is some fat bearded guy popularized by Coca Cola Has its roots in an important event in Jewish history, not in Winter Solstice celebrations like most other cultures respective winter holiday Has never had a need for any person to be its representative, symbolism is enough Encourages gluttony and unhealthy eating habits in millions Gives consumers even more debt than they did before having to buy all their loved ones Christmas gifts No gifts required (although welcomed!) You never hear about how latkes are causing y vey! an obesity epidemic Shoved down the throats of shoppers by companies looking to make ends meet No longer widely celebrated for Jesus birth, its original purpose Still stays true to its original meaning though times have changed The reason why companies have to say "Happy Holidays", Jews don't care anyway Lasts for 9 days for real Claims to last for 12 days, really lasts for 2 at most Features fun-to-sing songs that remain faithful to its holiday Features contemporary Christmas songs whose messages are vapid and barely relate to the actual holiday itself

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The Becky Degenerate vs The Stacy Trad by [deleted]

#DEGENERATE #TRAD 00 Damaged hair from over dying Natural hair with highlights from the su Wears tons of makeup because of her low self esteem Loves her natural face and only wears light makeup Natural tan from her outdoor lifestyle Got a crappy flower tatoo when she was 17 Uses fake tanner so dark she lools mexican Sleeps around to steem but it only Her husband works to support her staying at home and raising the kids Wears modest and feminine clothing improve her self makes her feel τ Wears clothing that barely fits her worse Chubby from her diet of fast food and microwave neals Slim figure from her healthy homemade meals and active lifestyle In her 20s but is already married with kids Aborted her black baby last year Is "only attracted to black men Homeschools her kids so they aren't taught progress bs in school Loves her family race, and country Works a minimum in that order Claims she's bisexual but has only dated men wage job because her gender studies e didn't get er any where Knowledgable about her European roots

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The virgin demon vS THE CHAD HUMANOID ABOMINATION by NotchDidNothingWrong

The Virgin Kampus HAS A MASSIVE SLAVE CAMP LITERALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT MIGHT BE HELL) THAT HE KEEPS KIDS IN Likely created by people to cover up murders Kills for the lulz or somethin nobody cares So much of a normie he was on Bob's f------ Burgers FINGER-PRINT TYPE DOESN'T EVEN MATCH ANY KNOWN HUMAN FINGER-TYPE Has no Christmas properties SPOOKY-ASS VAUGE IMAGE Really just a generic demon at the end of the day Furry bait SN'T AN "EVIL' SANTA, IT IS SANTA (SWTICH THE LETTERS AROUND) CHILDREN UNTIL Is this even sapient? Has nothing to do with the Bible THEY CAN'T MAKE TOYS T WHICH POINT TURNS THE O TOYS Likely a lost Dreemurr Really not that much like Santa GIVES GOOD KIDS TOYS (made out of the bad kids) Gets tossed in the pile of unoriginal movie ideas NONE OF THAT "TRANSFORMATION MAGIC" B-------, HE IS LITERALLY USING SMALL CHILDREN'S BODY EATS PEOPE'S FINGERS Might not even care abou Holiday cheer I remember... He hurt Mama and Papa and Katja and Yulianna for a long time and they were bleeding PARTS HAS BEEN HAUNTING HUMANITY SINCE 1498, LIKEL EVEN BEFORE THAT Fur could be f------ dirty After they stop screaming he put e in his bag." Isn't bare-naked DATA EXPUNGED] CLASSY ENOUGH TO COOK CHILDREN BEFORE EATING PAGE NEVER SAYS "SANTA CLAUS, IT STILL GETS THE POINT ACROSS F------

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Posted byu/turakissa OUCH!2 months ago The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier VS The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur

The Virgin Trick or Treat Denier The Chad Shenanigans or Service Connoisseur Opens the door instantly when he hears someone coming Tells himself he can't participate in the festi- vities because he's too poor, actually bought candy but ate it all himself Hears his doorbell ringing, doesn't go to open it Reminisces bitterly how his parents never let him go trick or treating when he was a kid Does everything he can to buy so much candy that he can satisfy all the kids in 5 mile radius Remembers fondly how Stacy's mom drove Stacy and him through the whole city trick or treating when they were kids Has kinky, halloween roleplay sex with Stacy in midnight hours Doesn't buy a costume because he's afraid his costume would be outdated or culturally appropriating Thinks halloween is another holiday when enterprises can get easy money from childish sheeple is "too old for this" Knows Halloween is a good celebration for elevating otherwise pretty depressing October, doesn't submit to society's ideas of what is childish and what is mature Dressed up as Dracula, doesn't care if it's outdated, corny, or culturally appropriating Romanians

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The Virgin Mercy CHADYATTA Complains about Genji on the internet Uses wings to escape to her team when attacked Trained Genji, his own counter to give himself a challenge Doesn't need mobility because he can handle any threat head on Cries for help when taking the slightest damage Has to choose between healing. buffing, or shooting Quickly destroys enemies himself with his massive balls Can heal, debuff, and shoot, all at the same time Carries games alone Right click can kill even tanks in a single volley Helpless without her team Walks around in impractical heels Pistol doesn't even have a right click Needs Resurrect because she lets her teammates die Can keep his team alive through even the most devastating of ultimates Gracefully floats across the battlefield using only his own elightenment

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