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The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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