Virgin Ranger vs Chad Soldier by Bottlecap_Prophet | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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