Virgin Zoro vs. Chad Sanji | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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