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Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)00:24:22 No.763513251 >I was only 9 muthafuckin years old >I loved Shrek so much, I had all tha loot n' p----- >I pray ta Shrek every last muthafuckin night before bed, thankin his ass fo' tha game l've been given > "Shrek is love" say; "Shrek is game >My f----- daddy hears me n' calls me a playa >I know da thug was just jealouz of mah devotion fo Shrek >l called his ass a playaaaaaa >Dude slaps me n' sendz me ta chill like a pimp >I'm bustin up like a biatch now, n' mah grill hurts >I lay up in bed n' it's straight-up cold >Suddenly, a warmth is movin towardz me >lt aint nuthin but Shrek >l be so happy >Dude whispers tha f--- into mah ear "This is mah swamp." >Dude grabs me wit his bangin ogre handz n' puts me down onto mah handz n' knees >l be ready >I spread mah ass-cheeks fo' Shrek >Dude penetrates mah booty-hole >lt hurts so much but I do it fo' Shrek >l can feel mah booty tearin as mah eyes start ta water I push against his wild lil force >l wanna please Shrek Dude roars up in a mighty roar as he fills mah booty wit his f----- love >My f----- daddy strutts in >Shrek looks his ass straight up in tha eyes n' say "It's all ogre now, nahmeean?" >Shrek leaves all up in mah window >Shrek is love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek is game

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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