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![Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-small-89411e48e05424344bd3dadd415e878a.png "hang on this hasn’t been uploaded here before right")
![Well that clears things up a bit. Approbation of r--- culture demonstrated though video games is just what I would suspect. I don't know what you saw but it is r---, he rapes the boy until he passes out and continues to sotomize him is that not what r--- is? Like Reply 16 hrs 17hrs . So l saw something like this a while ago and didn't decide to watch it until someone happened to repost it again. I went into this thinking it was going to be a humorous video but that was not the case. This video is sick and revolves around the idea of r---. Appropriating r--- culture is disgusting and unforgiving. All of you who freely share this video are future accomplices to r--- I don't think anyone sees it that way it's f------ hilarious Like Reply 16 hrs I really don't want to get into detail with the sexual subject of this video because that's stupid. I can tell you it is definitely not r---. Waste your energy on something more beneficial than trying to dissect a video from the darkside of youtube and make it something it's not. Like Reply 16 hrs Shrek is love, Shrek is life 3 [Original Animation][18+] WARNING: This is a fan made parody which contains adult content. If you are under the age of 18, Please leave this video now. Remember that this is a JOKE. I... It is r--- and whether it is fictional or not it is very much real. on the idea of a childrens character with r--- Whats sad is that they and of course it would show the r--- between two men because gays cant happily have sex, it has to be r--- Like Reply 16 hrs YOUTUBE.COM Yo im sure that shrek isn't even a human so how is that make him gay? Like Reply 15 hrs 1 Like -Comment → Share Write a reply What? But this video is so funny! Like Reply 17 hrs I'm not doing this im clearly just entertaining you. Have fun being set off by a stupid vided Like Reply 15 hrs R--- is funny to you? Ill never understand the mind of a heterosexual I guess. You're all so easily pleased with r--- and violence Like Reply 17 hrs Damn right it is setting me off, this video not only appropriates r--- culture it appropriates the idea that gays r--- each other thus making gays seem like rapists when it is really the heterosexual agenda that is r----- homosexuals. You are living proof that all of these shootings and murders are desensitizing Americans. Like Reply 12 hrs Chill it's a stupid video made with a video game that's supposed to be strange. Plus there's no r--- involved, that guy willingly gave himself up to Shrek. Cantbelieve Im arguing about this. Like Reply 17 hrs Don't show this girl parts 1 and 2 Imao think Shrek sexually identifies as an Onion. 1. 12 hrs . Edited Like Reply 17 hrs Like Reply Write a reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/049/215/c5c.png "Someone got offended")
