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Anonymous 11/02/15(Mon)12:51:15 No.649746924649747113649519763801 649775161 649779089 File: image.ipg (108 KB, 664x767) YLYL I was only 9 years old >I loved the l eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given "Cancer is love" I say, "Cancer is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana so much, I had all the jpgs and webms >I called him a c--- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's the cancer banana I am so happy He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image." He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please the banana He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium >The radiation gives me anus cancer >My dad walks in >The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend." >The banana leaves through my window >Cancer is love. Cancer is life Anonymous 11/02/15(Mon)12:52:04 No.649747019649748920

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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