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Anonymous 05/30/ 17 (Tue)05:44:18 No. 34106460器a 3 File: tent.ipg (157 KB, 1154x1154) >Dutch Air Force basic training Training exercise in Germany >We're sleeping in some Bundeswehr dome tent thing, looks kinda like pic related Instructors throw two smokes into each tent, "GAS GAS GAS", everyone expected to run outside and perform the CBRN drill + perimeter security We do a headcount at the end of the drill One guy short Turns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag >sgtmaj loses his s--- End up marching through the night in full CBRN gear as punishment Replies: 34107118 Anonymous Anonymous θ5/39/ 17 (Tue ) θ5:47:40 No.34106471 04 05/30/17 (Tue)09:24:36 No.34107118 。5 OD urns out one dude simly put on his gasmask and stayed in his sleeping bag Why don't they make CBRN resistant sleeping bags anyway? hood/pillow on the s eping bag and tight the MOPP hood and then nu erpi >>34117172, □ Anonymous θ6/01/17 (Thu ) 08:47:28 No. 34125878*゜゜275 File: QCBRN sleeping bags png (154 KB, 1126x703) Replies: >>34109652, >>34109675, >>34110275, >>34110730』 >>34111738, >>34113625, >>34114327, >>34119017, >>34122048, >>34124197, >>34124273, >>34124478, p-3412587 'LI□ Anonymous06/01/17(Thu )01:29:14 No. 34124 197*00263 File: Q (4 KB, 198x200) nuclear caterpillar I tried.. Replies: 34125987, 34125994, >34126832 Anonymous θ6/01/17(Thu)09:23:54 No. 34125987*00278 File: Q (258 KB, 488x413) TOO CHEEK >Dude tactically hopping in the foreground >Dude tactically worming in the background That casualty in the wire □ Anonymous Θ5/30/17 (Tue) 18:46:39 No.34110739*0042 Nuclear caterpillar >That f------ visual Blow out soon stalker FOR THIS BREEKI Sides have entered orbit □ AusAnon Θ6/01/17 (Thu )02:09:14 No. 34 124470 xao 270 File: 1488661104261.ipg (82 KB, 960x960) nuclear caterpillar □ Anonymous θ6/01/17(Thu )09:38:12 No.34 126032XDO 282 Worms Armagedon in real life when? Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue) 16:17:41 No.34109675 3DO7 you cant fight from a sleeping bag Replies: >>34109911。 >>34109986, >>34110884, >>34115841 □ Anonymous θ5/30/ 17 (Tue) 16:51:07 No. 341099 11X0010 File: Q ycH4uP24x60.ipg (63 KB, 403x604) Ha ha! That is where you are wrong, comrade! Replies: 34189986 Anonymous θ5/30/ 17 (Tue) 16:58:52 No. 34109986 012 An :01:57 No.34110014 31 a1 Anonymous 05/30/ 10:25 No. 34110071 01 Repties: 34110071 34111649, 34115861, 34123765 Anonymous θ5 (Wed ) Θ9:06:45 No 86 ike rdcore feminist quote rs ng Replies: 34121669 Replies: 34118934 Anonymous 05 (Wed) 16:01:06 No.34118934 3D1 I would never shoot a guy with his d--- out ats inconsiderate Anonymous 05/30/17 (Tue)18:34:54 No.34110636 336 theres room in here for two sider myself both schooled and intimidated 3411665 3412621 Anonymous Θ5/30/ 110650 8 DO3 An oom Replies: 34110014, 34110636, 341262

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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(6 KB, 208x250) ■ Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:48:57 No.621 073955 )22621074691 ITT: Times when your autism took over in class 13 in science, teacher talking about some disease that tuns muscle into bone s"the joints then lock up in a position similar to a plastic action figure. Like this." teacher bends her arms in an L position autism kicks in. raise my hand teacher calls on me l stand up and get my arms in the same position. s'then they must do an awesome robot!" start doing the robot in class teacher starts to cry >I see her cry and don't know what to do keep on doing the robot Her son died of the disease two years ago when he was five I did the robot for ten f------ minutes

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Responsible Dealer

Anonymous Thu Sep 20 2012 19:54:35 No.155659408 Report Quoted By: 155659490 >>155659592 155659618 155659624 155659675 15566006 0155660116 155660205*155661195 155661334 >be 8 >older sister is addicted to oxycontin >her grades went from B's to D's >family thought her classes were just really hard and gave her the benefit of a doubt >her habits get worse >she uses up all her savings from her job and small allowance buying drugs sone day she grabs me by the hand and tells me we're going on a field trip sthought older sister was back to herself even though she clearly looked like hell >she takes me to a shady as f--- place in the city >she opens the door and theres a couple black people sitting around >"I1l pay with him" sthe (what I now realize were) drug dealers stared at her in disbelief >"Don't you people do slave trafficking too or some s---? I'Il just tell my parents he was kidnapped." sthey toss her a bag and grab me by the arm safter she leaves they shake their head. Sorry about all this, kid. Here, give me your home number, 'llcal your parents to pick you up" sone guy lends me his gameboy with contra on it to play to pass the time >parents find out about her drug habit >she has the choice to check into rehab or be kicked out of the house >she goes into rehab >parents buy me pokemon blue as compensation

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New York Shit

File: smugpepe.ipg (24 KB, 499x499) | Anonymous 05/09/15(Sat)12:08:17 No.18588876 Anyone got ruse plans? Here's mine >Buy new shirt >Don't let roommates know >Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York >Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt > Go back and tell roommates vou went somewhere else >Wait a few weeks >Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them >Say you're going on vacation to New York >Actually stay in your room >Lock door, turn lights off, be silent >Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate >One night, sneak out into the bathroomm >S--- in the shower >Go back to your room and wait >Next day, roommates think it was each other >Come out and say you just got back >Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with s------- in the shower >Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for s------- in the shower

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Neck Lift

Anonymous 02/24/13(Sun)16:22 No.18002961 Replies: 218003003 2>18003368 File: 1361740961304.ipg-(6 KB, 170x251, 1317624447795.jpg) OH F--- >go to gym sbegin curling in curl rack >guy walks to power rack >this guy is setting the safety pins up high not sure what is going on >sets the bar up to neck height >oh s---, is he gonna commit suicide >l'd help, but Ive got 25 more reps to curl >he loads 2 plates on each side go on. >he gets under the bar >m----------- lifts it with his neck >what the f--- >he's walking back >oh s--- n----- >he can't hold onto the weight, he's trying to sit down somewhere >OH S--- N----- I WANNA HELP BUT I GOT 12 MORE REPS >he's sitting down, and realizes there's no seat, and goes up >scream loudly "DROP THE BAR MAN" >he can't hear me through "Call Me Maybe" on his earbuds can only watch in horror as he unsuccessfully tries to sit down 6 more times >He finally gets the energy to walk forward and rerack the bar on the safety pins mfw the entire thing

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Anionvmou I f----- up, bots be me 1st year of uni Studying robotics >S--- is cash my dudes One day while receiving lecture, kid stumbles into class 42 KB JPG 10 minutes late The girl is just your average stacy. Not very important >She is clearly in a rush to get to a seat >On her way up the stairs she trips pretty hard fuckingkek.png >This bitch hit the ground like a sack of bricks I'm talking full on faceplant into the stairs >Without thinking blurt out "N----- are you f------ retarded?" >F--- Whole class turns over to me >Just sit there stonefaced Everyone is silent until class is over >Professor walks up to me once everyone leaves "N----- are you f------ retarded? Really anon?" "Y-Yes sir... How f----- am I guys? College is pretty comfy. I don't want to leave just yet.

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Highway Maze

Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue) 12:55:54 No 288 134097、222881 46287 >288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer stake big gulp GPS cowers in fear calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath get on first entrance ramp > F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison □ Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288 146287、22288 47108 22288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults severyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit ssuddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeastern triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange

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Sneaky Sneaky

Anonymous 07/22/14(Tue)04:50:57 No.43142223 File: 1347506342536ipg (22 KB, 397x351) 43142233 >>43142331 >>43143492 43143519 > FBl/CIA takes away computer > Hidden somewhere on the drive is a folder structure; > hidden/dontclick/goaway/no/stop/cp > inside "cp folder is a single truecrypt container named "cp" > They demand the password, I say no > Go through lengthy legal battle where I refuse giving them password > Eventually give them the password because threats of being taken to guatanamo bay or something > cp container is filled with various videoclips named s--- like "lolita12" and "raygold_097" > Every single one of them is a rickroll video with various quality/cropping settings to produce multiple different-sized files > They either realize I've wasted millions of dollars of tax money trolling them, or go full retard and try to "decrypt" the video files to try and find CP inside that doesn't exist Come at me, USA.

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Just Grab A Millipede

Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:12:28 No.3303930033039387 >3303939733039417 33039428 >330394333303941433039483 33039529 File: drfeel ipg (15 KB, 403x393) OP I know how you feel. I was homeless for 2 months when my parents kicked me out (I live in a hotel where I got a job now) I was terrible at it though >Squatting in the basement of a large family house 92 kids, mother, father, and a collection of exotic pets like Snakes, Spiders and Scorpions s Thay are rarely out of the houso at once >Makes it very difficult to live, have to steal large amounts of food at once and water as I am often in the cramped room in the back of the basement for days at a time with a small torch and eel a tablet computer which almost never had time to charge one day everyone leaves and I go to search for food shaven't eaten in 2 days look around whole kitchen is basic ally empty few apples and some canned beans not enough >walk around desperate Peventually walk past a Millipede Tank Feel desperate Grab about 4 Giant Millipedes >car pulls into the drive panic and run donstairs with the Millipedes in hand >sit in the basement eat one of them tastes bitter and disgusting. might have been poisonous start to feel sick sopen the can of beans sput the remaining Millipedes into the can feel weak start shaking the can to mix up the taste ssuddenly vomit everywhare, very loudly hear commotion upstairs >look up, door is open whole family staring at me in the dark covered in vomit with a can of beans that has Millipedes trapped inside on the floor sblindly panic and charge past them, knock the small son on the floor one my way out accidentally knock over what I think was a Tarantula enclosure horrible, I slept in the library for the remaining time and ate stolen sandwic hes Anonymous 11128/1 6(Mon)23:16:59 No.33039387 File: 14799753442 Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:19:23 No.33030428 Flle: tumair vareas57r1IVARS501 400 nna (22 KB, 304X288) O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:10:30 No.33030433 ~ Flle: 1 ▶ □ Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon2322 56 No.33 File: 148002072493s Ina (2 KB, 100x125) ー (63 KB, 387x604) 34972804 ina (41 KB, 500x500) 33039300 e33039300 God damn n----. What the f--- 33039300 4 millipedes Jesus f------ christ what the O O Grab about 4 Giant Millipedes NO NO NO THERE WERE APPLES AND BEANS INSTEAD GIANT millipedes holy f------ christ anon please This ca't real Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:25:43 No.33039529 File: 1480358122166 ipg (86 KB, 410x412) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:59:21 No 330401521 File: 1403993027532.ipg (34 KB, 448x545) 33039300 SERIOUSLY WHY WHY EAT F------ GIANT MILLIPEDES WHEN YOU HAVE APPLES ON HAND M8 WHAT THE S--- IS WRONG WITH YOU has apples has beans has millipedes >eats the millipedes Grab about 4 Giant Millipedes Grab about 4 Giant Millipedes Grab about 4 Giant MillipedesARU D Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:42:44 No.33039862 -perfectly good apples and beans >grab 4 f------ millipedes Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)00:01:21 No 33040180 File: 1455555356494 Dg162 KB·623x713) >33039300 why? why the millipedes?

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G Force

□ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:1 7 No. 1 560041 54 Replies: 22156004242 >>156 File: 1348435029381.ipg-(179 KB, 640x905, gforce10.jpg) Be 16 living away at dads house >Little half sister lives there too with step mother Be grounded for having s----- grades >No vidya Little sister still has PS2 hooked up in the basement >Only game is pic related >Step mom and Dad are upstairs arguing > Sneak down and turn it on >TV is Disney Princess TV (Next pic) >Boot up PS2 >Grab controller (Fathers NFL controller from his PS2) >Start playing G-Force Game is so bad but I don't give a f--- >Hear sister coming down stairs (small feet) >Panic (cont) □ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:18 No. 156004242 Replies: >>1560043 1222156 File: 1348435080314.ipg-(17 KB, 500x375, fF6e.jpg) 156004154 >Peaks in and says >"Hey anon, how do you get past that part?" Show her with my f------ nervous charisma S"T'm gonna go grab some gushers" >Walks back upstairs >Hear arguing stop >Get to Hamster ball boss in G-Force >Health is almost gone >Boss is almost dead > So intense >Hear foot steps coming down the stairs >Haven't used the bathroom in a while >Father busts in with Gushers >Sister behind him She's smiling >He grabs my collar and yanks me up >I start feeling sick >He's yelling at me (cont) □ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:18 No. 156004312 Replies: >2156004492 221564 File: 1348435125273 jpg-(73 KB, 600x600, nfl-wsh082461 04 1.jpg) 156004242 S--- myself >S--- leaking down my leg >Gets all over fathers NFL controller >He had let my sister use it because hers broke >Hamster boss on G-force kills me >Game over Didn't save >Father beats my ass without realizing I had s--- myself >Gets s--- on hand >Backs away GO TO THE BATHROOM ANON!" Never allowed downstairs again when grounded Move back to moms shortly after F--- my sister Pic is the controller

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Drumpf Tweeter

IMG 2446.png (240 KB, 750x1334) Anonymous (ID: mSCIH1TL ) 08/26/17(Sat)14:50:00 Tweet 0 曰 No.139140573 >>139142654 Imagine being the guy who writes 40+ tweets every time drumpf breathes wake up about to check phone to see if drunpf posted a tweet oh my f------ god he did >he's telling the citizens of Texas to stay safe angry sweat breaks on my face >begin to call him names and bring up fake news >cry after he blocks me for harassing him -but I laugh my ass off every time I respond to his tweets >another day of saving America and bash the fash my dad walks in and tells me to get a job >punch that f------ nazi in the face for telling me to work in an evil capitalist society. >Morefashhasbeenbashed.jpg watch SNL and CNN and fall asleep >Today was a good day

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Don

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