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□ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:1 7 No. 1 560041 54 Replies: 22156004242 >>156 File: 1348435029381.ipg-(179 KB, 640x905, gforce10.jpg) Be 16 living away at dads house >Little half sister lives there too with step mother Be grounded for having s----- grades >No vidya Little sister still has PS2 hooked up in the basement >Only game is pic related >Step mom and Dad are upstairs arguing > Sneak down and turn it on >TV is Disney Princess TV (Next pic) >Boot up PS2 >Grab controller (Fathers NFL controller from his PS2) >Start playing G-Force Game is so bad but I don't give a f--- >Hear sister coming down stairs (small feet) >Panic (cont) □ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:18 No. 156004242 Replies: >>1560043 1222156 File: 1348435080314.ipg-(17 KB, 500x375, fF6e.jpg) 156004154 >Peaks in and says >"Hey anon, how do you get past that part?" Show her with my f------ nervous charisma S"T'm gonna go grab some gushers" >Walks back upstairs >Hear arguing stop >Get to Hamster ball boss in G-Force >Health is almost gone >Boss is almost dead > So intense >Hear foot steps coming down the stairs >Haven't used the bathroom in a while >Father busts in with Gushers >Sister behind him She's smiling >He grabs my collar and yanks me up >I start feeling sick >He's yelling at me (cont) □ Anonymous 09/23/12(Sun)17:18 No. 156004312 Replies: >2156004492 221564 File: 1348435125273 jpg-(73 KB, 600x600, nfl-wsh082461 04 1.jpg) 156004242 S--- myself >S--- leaking down my leg >Gets all over fathers NFL controller >He had let my sister use it because hers broke >Hamster boss on G-force kills me >Game over Didn't save >Father beats my ass without realizing I had s--- myself >Gets s--- on hand >Backs away GO TO THE BATHROOM ANON!" Never allowed downstairs again when grounded Move back to moms shortly after F--- my sister Pic is the controller

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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