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Anonymous 02/24/13(Sun)16:22 No.18002961 Replies: 218003003 2>18003368 File: 1361740961304.ipg-(6 KB, 170x251, 1317624447795.jpg) OH F--- >go to gym sbegin curling in curl rack >guy walks to power rack >this guy is setting the safety pins up high not sure what is going on >sets the bar up to neck height >oh s---, is he gonna commit suicide >l'd help, but Ive got 25 more reps to curl >he loads 2 plates on each side go on. >he gets under the bar >m----------- lifts it with his neck >what the f--- >he's walking back >oh s--- n----- >he can't hold onto the weight, he's trying to sit down somewhere >OH S--- N----- I WANNA HELP BUT I GOT 12 MORE REPS >he's sitting down, and realizes there's no seat, and goes up >scream loudly "DROP THE BAR MAN" >he can't hear me through "Call Me Maybe" on his earbuds can only watch in horror as he unsuccessfully tries to sit down 6 more times >He finally gets the energy to walk forward and rerack the bar on the safety pins mfw the entire thing

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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