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Krusty Krab
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
Uploaded by Goatllama Aug 22, 2017 at 10:32PM EDT
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![- File: 1344263299653 ipg-(118 KB, 750x561, 1342391823379.jpg) 器□ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.1 50024827 ED >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? Replies to this post □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.1 50024980回團 P> 48 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.1 50026512 0團困 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place >Let her sleep on my bed as sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up >Ask her if she's ok > "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs >Ask if she needs a ride home >Tell her to take care Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No 1 50026676 ] □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 No. 102 KB, 480 □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon 10:47 No. 1500266 265 KB, 334x393, 1 File: 134426450 File: 13442644329 >>150026512 Wizard detected 150026512 P> Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: 1344265300847 png-(4 KB, 312x315, 1343878593548.png) HIGH LEVEL P> stake her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at EMBARRASSING school? Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11 :05 No. 150028268 □ □ (45 KB, 882x896, EAT ALL THE EGGS.png) 8 Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 >h-hi.. swh- why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs >pl-please dont go >door slams 爿love you too you a-wake? ㄣ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/287/691/0c8.jpg "ALL THE EGGS")
![413531-CosmicBrownies.ipg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb ■ N Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [r] 2-28470782 >-28470790 >Last Nights D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid > Its my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it. Try it t tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >Dont worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming IT'S LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------." >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about. manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782[r]>-28470798>-28470804>-284 [+] Did you get the recipe?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/287/689/0a3.jpg "D&D Brownies")
