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the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360

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The Emo Virgin vs The Sad Chad


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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