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□ Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)11:49:05 No.36529804、2-365300632-365303892-36533185 File: 1450051362827 ipg (30 KB, 500x359) I Disgusted Sigh ] thw first developed libido when I was 11 >constant boner rubbed up against stuff for dat pressure one day I suplexed this giant stuffed scooby doo that I won at six flags >the bottom of it split just enough to look like a p---- had no idea why but I wanted to stick my d--- in it >felt like ecstacy >millions of tiny foam balls massaging my confused d--- >c-- for the first time >f--- that thing for the next four years safter a while it eventually caves in because of my habit of putting my entire body weight on it fast forward to 17 f--- this qt asian slut who liked my pecs We werent friends. I was socially awkward but luckily my looks gave off a "mysterious stranger" vibe that neckbeards cant pull off >get on her raw cuz young and stupid just this tight, damp wetness >shes moaning and screaming >lm just humping her, unnamused and waiting for her to finish >she c---, and leaves without even saying bye Stfw Im sitting there, smelling like sex, thinking about that giant stuffed scooby doo to this day I still havent found a p---- that matches that god damn scooby doo Will I ever enjoy sex

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #
10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.
Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
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