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□ Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:08 UTC+11 No.20366673 O Replies. 쯔 I dont know if this is the right place but here goes >Be my birthday >go to a bar to have a quiet drink and celebrate >New to the city so i pick random bar >Walk in -kinda seedy but meh >sit at the bar and order sweet potato stout and a shot of wild turkey wmv Bartender is a nice guy >Slow night so we strike up a convo >30 min. pass, bartender looks up "Jesus Christ not tonight." Turn around to see hubub l am in shock >Bar begins to fill with Vampires >Not real, but the pretend but believe their own lie' kind The f---?" I ask They been showing up every week man. I hate it but the buy alot of drinks." not really bothered so i keed drinking Hour passes >Place is f------ loud >Feel a tap on my shoulder >Turn around Nignog dressed in victorian style close and fake fangs with a dagger at his hip meanmugg'n me >Got three friends with him What are you doing here meat" >lt was my birthday so i diddnt want to start s--- "Just having a drink." >Turn back around Nig grabs my shoulder and spins me around This place isint for your kind. You need to leave or i wont be responsible for what happens next >Nig places hand on dagger >Bartender glances over seeing im in troubl wave barman off Ok im out. Sorry to ruin your party Walking to the door Thats right run little bitch" l stop >Jimmies [ JUnrustled [X] Rustled Walk to barman >Ask when this vampire s--- happens each week Barman says every Thursday >Got it >Now time to plan >Cont. . Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:38 UTC+ 11 No. 20366755 Reples: 2220366762 2220366755 2220366772 220366m 2220366819 2220366843 ne Begin to devise plan >Call up friend and ask if i can borrow a few things >Explain situation >Friend is down and lends me his stuff >Week passes >Mybodyisready arrive later in the evening >Parking lot is full >Few vamps outside smoking >Thetimeisnow.jpg >Begin slowwalk >Enter the bar >All jaws hit the floor time for some context My buddy who lent me the stuff is into Ren fairs. He dresses up and walks around with a sword and all that. I borrowed some of his costume stuff and a poly carbon training bastard >All eyes on me >Dressed head to toe as a Templar >Chainmail, plated gauntlets, plated greves and boots, bucket helmet, and the big red cross on my white robe. Sword at my side and a large iron cross my grandmother used as a wall ormament chained to my hip >Barman is rolling >Slowwalk to bar >Order stout and wild turkey >Sit there for an hour enjoying my drink and talking to the barman >Wispers in the crowd >l finish my drinking and go to pay "Nah man, it all good. I got ya." >Thank him for the free drinks and walk out >Heading to car when a voice rings out THE F--- IS YOUR PROBLEM?" >Nignog and company "What did i tell you last time? >No f--- given F--- off, c---" says I >Nigs gonna nog >Pulls dagger and advances >l draw the polycarbon niggabecool stick >They get in range FADUCK they hit the floor spit on them to add insult Godless heathen" >Get in car and leave >Week later, no more vamp night Barman ha New favorite bar In summation F--- vamps

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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