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Virgin vs. Chad - Image Gallery Page 5

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Delivery vs Shipment

The Virgin Delivery The Chad Shipment Carries package on his smooth mohawk, doesn't handle with care Will only deliver if he is face to face with the recipient Never wears uniform Demands a signature even if not required Bangs on the house Steps quietly to not disturb the neighborhood Prefers to leave the package by the door Exempts duty fees screams out “DELIVERY" to make his presence known to anyone within a mile Doesn't ask for a signature Delivers 2 days early Asks for duty fees even if local Delivers when he feels like it Parks on the front yard of the home Always in uniform Parks quietly on the street Handles package with utmost care

The Virgin Pants vs The Chad Kilt by Skogbeorn

he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster

Virgin Funko vs Nendochad

"The Virgin Funko" Pitch-black, round eyes that convey no emotion. Square head that looks boring Will swallow your heart and soul. Static frontal pose suitable for a demonic totem Uncanny valley abomination The Nendochad Colorful, expressive animu eyes. Cute baby head that demands your kisses. Will overheat your heart and soul. OUCH! Adorable anime chibi Comes in detachable dynamic poses

Alliance vs Horde by Anonymous

The Virgin Alliance The Chad Horde Still butthurt because of Varian's death Came from another planet as a slave but Expert in combat and warfare since his childhood became a congueror on his new world So weak that needs to wear full plate to avoid being injuried He's on the actual good side His king is a healslut Arms so buff he can kill his enemies barehand skinny arms can barely hold Blames evervone else his w eapon properly for his shortcomings His warchief is an inmortal banshee chosen bv the most powerful witch doctor of his faction war body paint intimidates the enemy coat of arms is p---- just like him deludes himself thinking he's on the "good side" His capital is on the desert vet he survives there with no problem barely wears armor anyone close enough to attack is a dead man Wrathion f----- up the ass his king he most powerful female the c-- dumpster of arthas can't even grow a beard onlv a p--- stache His warchief is the former courtesan of the lich king Honor is all he lives for on his faction was Fear is all he lives for

The Happy Virgin vs the S A D C H A D

The Happy Virgin The SAD CHAD Only reads cheesy romance novels Doesn't listen to mnsie, just sits in silence and eries Tannish skin from constantly going on walks Never not erying Has lots of friends Bags under his eyes from never sleeping Pale skin from never going outside Always smiling Exercises to increase his life Only reads philosophy books Has a job s and ห e're all gonna die Is painfully optimistic and hopelessly hopeful for the future Owns his own house Always wears bright clothing Knows life is meaningless and hopes for nothing at all Believes humans are mostly good Always wears elothes as dark as soul he doesn't have Listens to s----- pop music Doesn't believe in morals at all Has no friends, no wife, and no kdds because love is meaningless and doesn't want to bring another life in just for it to experience his existential dread Has no job and still lives with his parents Semen overflowing from never fapping becanse he's too sad too fap

The Poker Player vs The Poker Star

"The Virgin Poker Player" Reads Sklansky advanced strategy books every night but then plays exclusively tight-passive Performs complex chip shuffles with no effort Maintains direct eve contact with everyone at all times Wears dark glasses in vain attempt to hide his emotions Huge stack despite constantly throwing handfuls of chips into the crowd Has never once in his life looked at his hole cards Has never worn a hand in his life Is not even aware of the existence of poker books Hands too sweaty to attempt chip shuffle Wrists bare of bracelets Chips meticulously sorted despite pitifully small stack siz<e Occasionally goes all-in on a pure bluff knowing opponent cannot have odds to call gets called anyway Chips utterly disorganized; does not know which colour refers to which value Has memorized every table in Mike Caro's book; still always folds to a check-raise Both wrists loaded with WSOP bracelets, many of them stolen from their rightful owners in drunken brawls

Vault Dweller vs Chosen One

The Virgin Vault Dweller" "The Chad Chosen One Only needs his trusty sharpened int spear, uses plasma rifle just for fun Becomes a p--- star, a boxing champion and cucks a mob boss all in the same day Pale skin feom living entee life in a hole Addicted to Nuka-Cola ater trying it once Skin tanned by the gentle Oregonian su His followers are happy to move d they've blocking his way Hoards stimpacks like a p---- Only hangs out with a couple of useless humans who mostly just block him from going through dooes too shy to ask them to move High af on healing powder, sbill hits hs enemies i,the groin 95%ofthe time Obsessivly checking Pip Boy clock feels pressure to finish quest on time racist against super mutants due to inferiority complex. Even ghous make fun of him Has never had a deadline in his lide forgot about main quest on the way to the Klamath Can skin a golden gecko in 10 seconds fla Even when he succeeds in saving the ault he gets kicked out for being a creep Starts quest with a gun totaly not compensating for small penis Doesn t even know what the skildex is on his weapon and starts combat just clicks Giant fuel cell guzzling supeecharged car with plenty of room for him and all his friends Meekly put all his points into sneak combat initiates anyway every bime Founds village of tech savy vauit dwellers they become primitive supersticious starving tribals within a generation Close friends with a robot a tribal a super mutant a ghoul and even an inteligent death l Litteral Chosen One, tells everyone he meets about this fact so that they can act accordingy Molested by the Overseer, probably

Rey vs Ashoka

The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab" because of Virgin Disney Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Is a Generic Pale Human Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytinm she is on screen Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Colourful Togruta Cant Even Build a Lightsaber Chad Yellow/Green and White Lightsabers Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Gua without Kylo Helping her Virgin Blue Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

Olaf vs Genie

THE CHAD GENIE THE SNOW-VIRGIN MEMORABLE AS F--- A+ TIER VOICE ACTOR ONLY TODDLERS REMEMBER HIM ANNOYING AS F--- ANIMATOR LOVED HIM AND MADE HIS ANIMATION GORGEOUS HAS S----- C-- POWERS CAN DO WHATEVER THE F--- HE WANTS HAらA BABY CARROT PENIS STARS IN A 20 MINUTE SHORT EVERYONE HATES IMMORTAL MOTHER IS AN ASS FREEZING MANIAC CAN BE KILLED WITH A C-------- HAS ACTUAL PERSONALITY C--- IS So BIG HE NEEDS TO HIDE T IN ANOTHER DIMENSION GETS SHAMED BY THE YELLOW SNOW CLAN SPOUTS S----- VOCALS AND CALLS IT A SONG CATCHY AND LOVABLE SONGS IS THE REASON PEOPLE WATCH HIS MOVIE

Dwarf vs Elf

The Virgin Dwarf The Chad Elf Manlets Effortless beautiful hair Pointy ears for maximum exoticism See? Just better overall Bearded women Project all of their insecurities onto others, specially elves So charismatic even trees want to chat with them Likes to act manly. Spends hour braiding their beards Needs armor Others can't handle their banter Race of naturally handsome people. Induces thirst on men and wetness on women and call them snobby Dig holes to hide on their own shame Fighting style consists of running at (one) enemy (at a time) and hitting it with an axe Effective guerrilla warfare tactics perfected by their keen senses and fine craftsmanship Too agile, armor would only be a detriment Can't run or jump for s--- with those stubby legs

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