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LOOKS LIKE TENDIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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od By nts Debits -15 Blowy Joey Comes with Pity Spitty. Debit 3 more GBP for a Facey Placey. 2 Credits

Daddy's Pee Pee

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far

Mommy gives Good Boy Points

O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)23:31:47 No. 15942663 File: 1409177495303 ipg (8 KB, 186x178) >>15942876 >>15943296 >>15943370>>15943399 Want to eat chicken tendies oO Mommy put them at 5 Good Boy points each Currently have 30 GB points, means I can get 6 need at least 10 to be fully satisfied >BBQ sauce costs an extra 10 >Beg Mommy to give me more points >She pulls up her dress and says if I make her feel good she'll give me the extra 4 free >Don't even like girly pee pee parts, but I love chicken tendies >Finally oblige, start licking Mommy down there >After about 10 minutes she says I can have extra sauce if I play with her milky bags >Spend another 15 minutes sucking and grabbing her milky bags >She finally says that's enough >Gives me 10 chicken tendies + extra BBQ sauce >Says I've earned them for being a good little boy >Didn't even have to use my GB points >Use them later so Mommy can give me a Blowy Joey >Mfw Replies: 15942876>>15943296 >1594337015943399

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Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500

Mummy does it best!

02:22 97% boards.4chan.org Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Home Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:55:11 No.15991816 >>1599 10 14 (OP) # Monday tomorrow have to empty my piss bottles to make good boy points 24 KB JPG I'm seriously considering calling in sick. I miss the old days when I didn't have so many responsibilities. 221 5992750 # Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:46:54 No.15992750 >>15991816 # have you considered drinking them? Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:48:22 No.15992770 >tfw just spend all my good boy points on tendies Mummy does it best! Anonymous 01/25/15(Sun)20:49:07 No.15992784

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Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:45:11 No.1598757815987609159882801598837815988934215989284 159898422215998149 File: 1421609375763.pna (6 KB, 300x355) I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week now I can dine on tendies ALL WEEKEND lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce >my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner >I leave my room and head downstairs "mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!" >mumma is on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy lazy bitch. but who cares as long as I get my tendies >"Sorry anon but you know the rules! tendies only once a day! just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone." >f------ liar! theres no such rule posted on the GBP chart! and bagel bitez! what an insult! >she'll learn wait untill 2 hours past my beddie bye time >grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mummys underwear to wear as a mask interrupt her and new daddy playing in her room "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!" >start spinning around like taz from loony toons spraying my pee pee all over new daddy is screaming and mum is crying and here l am. eating breakfast tendies in bed like a king. New daddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend

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View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1421658166446.jpg, 17KiB, 225x225 Report Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2015 21:27:09 No.15891988 Quoted By: >>15892017 monday night 1 am eating tendies with my favorite spicy sauce out of tangy mountain dew coolant >my worst fear has been realized only a delicious mint ice cream sandwich can quench this eat >head down to basement the refrigerator has a lock ont >f------ c---- run upstairs to parents bedroom wake that stupid c--- up and ask her why the refrigerator has a f------ lock on it >she tells me the doctor says that being this "overweight" in my early thirties is really bad or something cut the bitch off right there and demand she open it >she refuses, denying my basic human rights well if you want to play it that way >head into my sisters room and find her little bastard baby is in its little bastard crib take a dump right next to the baby, and write "enjoy your monday normies" on the wall next moning baby has to go to the hospital because of an eye infection >may be permanently blind in its eye so do you think they enjoyed their monday?

Bought Chicken Tendies

lebees_chickenfingers1.jpg (35 KB, 6 56x312) google iqdb O N Anonymous 0 1 /26/1 5(Mon)15:1 8:04 No. 1 6007999 Ξ >>16008039 >> 16008098 >>16008394 >>16008573 >>16008598 >>16009168 >>16009431 Daily reminder that there is a viral marketing campaign targeting this site in order to purchase 'chicken tenders'. Now that it has become a meme, more people than ever on this site have been buying and eating chicken tenders. Enjoy being brainwashed. Replies: >16008039>>16008098> 16008394>16008573>2 16008598>> 168>> O Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)15:22:53 No.16008027 I actually bought some last night just because it's constantly mentioned on here. It's crazy Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 15:23:10 No.16008031 chicken tendies CHICKEN TENDIES CHICKEN TENDIES CHICKEN TENDIES MUMMYYYYYYYY

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