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File: rare pepe, jpg (45 KB, 709x765) My Day Anonymous 04/15/16(Frij00:46:59 No.27870822 [Reply) D wake up early at 4pm after an exhausting minecraft session waddle through the pee pee bottles on the floor of my room and see my GBP chart >l earned 40 GBP last night by not pouring my pee pee bottles on new daddy so l can buy some tendies roll my 300 lbs body out of my room and go wake up mummy >mummy and new daddy are wrestling on the bed >"TUMMY WANTS TENDIES MUMMY" "not now anon" " NEW DADDIES PEEPEE CAN WAIT I NEED TENDIES NOW" "please, anon. I had a rough day at work" canvoubelievethis.tendies >"ILL CALL THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE MUMMY" new daddy tells me to f--- off >decide to go to wendys to get my tendies because that stupid c--- won't feed her perfect little angel >gather my GBP reciepts mummy gave me >walk to wendys sask how many GBP each tendie costs >cashier has no idea what im talking about >she doesnt even know of my waifu food, call her normie scum >get asked to leave >extract niggermode.rar >punch the cashier and go doo doo on the counter >security comes in and tackles me sa massive wave of tendies and dew fueled doody comes rushing out my ass >run outside, take off my pants because s--- covered pants-less GBP sarrive home covered in s--- with no pants or tendies >mfw
File: rare pepe, jpg (45 KB, 709x765) My Day Anonymous 04/15/16(Frij00:46:59 No.27870822 [Reply) D wake up early at 4pm after an exhausting minecraft session waddle through the pee pee bottles on the floor of my room and see my GBP chart >l earned 40 GBP last night by not pouring my pee pee bottles on new daddy so l can buy some tendies roll my 300 lbs body out of my room and go wake up mummy >mummy and new daddy are wrestling on the bed >"TUMMY WANTS TENDIES MUMMY" "not now anon" " NEW DADDIES PEEPEE CAN WAIT I NEED TENDIES NOW" "please, anon. I had a rough day at work" canvoubelievethis.tendies >"ILL CALL THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE MUMMY" new daddy tells me to f--- off >decide to go to wendys to get my tendies because that stupid c--- won't feed her perfect little angel >gather my GBP reciepts mummy gave me >walk to wendys sask how many GBP each tendie costs >cashier has no idea what im talking about >she doesnt even know of my waifu food, call her normie scum >get asked to leave >extract niggermode.rar >punch the cashier and go doo doo on the counter >security comes in and tackles me sa massive wave of tendies and dew fueled doody comes rushing out my ass >run outside, take off my pants because s--- covered pants-less GBP sarrive home covered in s--- with no pants or tendies >mfw

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Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw
Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw

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Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now
Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)20:40 No.28614258 Replies: >>2861 43262228614329 >>2861 4370>>28614389 File: 1357177243240 ipg-(18 KB, 396x385, sad frog.jpg) GD go to mcdoalds in new jacket, order the usual >small cup of big mac sauce, a liquid mcflurry, 20 chickie nuggs take my meal with a smirk and sit in a booth, comfortably housing my girth double dip each nugget at an admirably impressive rate, and count them in my head 1,2, 3 18, 19 >nineteen nuggets >take the nugg, still dripping with sauce and cream to the counter stand silently as it drips on my jacket >"you cut me short. one nugget" >she can't reimburse me >ask for the manager tells me he can't refund it or replace it because i ate most of my mea >don't respond, clench the nugg in my fist and leave sit in my car, waiting manager comes out to smoke approach him, knock him to the floor and hold him down with my weight (im big boned) hold up the nugget >"do you remember this?" >hold his mouth open, force my final nugget down his gullet run through the back door, grab a box of frozen nuggets and flee >that was the last mcdonalds in the city which would have me back
Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)20:40 No.28614258 Replies: >>2861 43262228614329 >>2861 4370>>28614389 File: 1357177243240 ipg-(18 KB, 396x385, sad frog.jpg) GD go to mcdoalds in new jacket, order the usual >small cup of big mac sauce, a liquid mcflurry, 20 chickie nuggs take my meal with a smirk and sit in a booth, comfortably housing my girth double dip each nugget at an admirably impressive rate, and count them in my head 1,2, 3 18, 19 >nineteen nuggets >take the nugg, still dripping with sauce and cream to the counter stand silently as it drips on my jacket >"you cut me short. one nugget" >she can't reimburse me >ask for the manager tells me he can't refund it or replace it because i ate most of my mea >don't respond, clench the nugg in my fist and leave sit in my car, waiting manager comes out to smoke approach him, knock him to the floor and hold him down with my weight (im big boned) hold up the nugget >"do you remember this?" >hold his mouth open, force my final nugget down his gullet run through the back door, grab a box of frozen nuggets and flee >that was the last mcdonalds in the city which would have me back

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO
Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO

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house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move
house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move

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File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders
File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders

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>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore
>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore

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