Mommy GF / Mommy Milky
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About
Mommy GF is a series of online jokes about wanting to obtain a maternal figure as a girlfriend. While the character was first mentioned in shitposts, eventually the "mommy gf" character developed physical characteristics such as having large breasts, referred to as "biggie milky." This was expounded upon in a series of Ideal GF posts.
Origin
On January 30th, 2013, an anonymous 4chan[4] user submitted a post with the message ">tfw you'll never have a qt slightly older mommy gf who cleans up after your loveable-fuckup-self" in a thread on the /tv/ board (shown below).
Spread
On December 12th, 2015, a thread title ">tfw no mommy gf" was submitted to the /r9k/ board on 4chan.[3]
![File: 00_1.jpg (274KB, 684x1024px) Image search: [igdb] [SauceNao] [Google] Anonymous 2015-12-12 05:38:47 Post No. 24922336 [Report] Quoted by: >>24922481 >>24922874 >>24924164 >>24926265 >tfw no mommy gf Share feels, or if you actually managed to get one greentext it. >> Anonymous 2015-12-12 05:45:53 Post No.24922481 [Report] Quoted by: >>24922508 >>24922552 >>24922724 >>24927260 >>24922336 I have one (kinda) >be sixteen year old self >social retard and outcast by my own doing, despite being charismatic and somewhat attractive >start p--- blog >discover gift for writing >acquire a few thousand followers over the months >tons of grills orbiting, feelsgood >one has been pestering me for awhile >looks qt in her profile picture, start talking to her >share literally every single fetish imaginable >she has a dom streak, I have a small sub streak >has a mommy side cont? |for sadism/dominance/etc](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/845/562/537.png "\">tfw no mommy gf\" r9k thread")
On August 30th, 2016, the "Fuck You Seth Rogen, Dumb Mother Fucker" Facebook[1] page posted a picture of an otter captioned with "I Need Dis" over a white box with the message "a mommy gf with big boobies who can feed me her milkies whenever I'm sad" (shown below).
On October 25th, 2017, iFunny user iMonika[5] posted that they'd achieved a "top comment" on the site by posting a "biggie milky and penis" mommy gf post a few days prior. This would go on to be a popular copypasta.
On June 19th, 2018, the otter image macro was reposted to the /r/Tendies[2] subreddit, where it received more than 1,600 points (95% upvoted) and 80 comments prior to being archived.
On February 20th, 2020, Instagram user meaningful.images.only uploaded a video featuring an animated photograph of Pete Buttigieg dubbed with a voice calling for a "tent big enough" for Mommy GFs with both "small milky" and "biggy milky and penis" (shown below). On February 23rd, the video was reuploaded by YouTuber Textile George.
On April 28th, Twitter user @SeanMcGann98 posted a photograph of actor Joaquin Phoenix delivering an Academy Award speech with the caption "Humans must instead only ingest natural breastmilk from mommy gf with big milky," gaining over 100 retweets and 700 likes (shown below).
Various Examples
Search Interest
External References
[1] Facebook – Fuck You Seth Rogen
[2] Reddit – /r/Tendies
