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Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"

"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome

"01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" Takes you hunting for archeotech with her. Her skull's name it D3-Beta Y You call her Debby Trying to reach you to speak binary Tech-Priest "You're presence has increased this ones productivity levels by 12.075%" "Your continued presence is requested" Holds your hand with her mechadendrite when she's busy Refers to herself as 'This One' Probably a religious thing GF Always smells like oil and incense "The warmth of your skin is... Acceptable" Made you a com device to always keep in touch Insists you replace your weak flesh with steel. "It will allow us both to more efficiently serve the Omnissiah..." She just wants to keep you around longer "...and yes, your extended company will be a benefit to this one's mood" "Your assistance is requested in lubricating this one's appendages ... Why has blood began rushing to your cheeks?" Starts buffering whenever you kiss her "E-Error Error" Another kiss usually 'reboots' her Fixes your lasgun for you With some 'minor' modifications Spends at least an hour praying to it's machine spirit after tho- Got very excited when you uncovered this weird machine that burns bread... But it was cute "The odds of you finding this- Data is irrelevant, Come. I will compensate you with your desired for of affection" Apologizes when she gets grease on you when you hug her Still has 'some' of her original parts

HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

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About

Ideal GF is an exploitable MS Paint illustration which is altered to depict different types of girlfriends (GFs), which initially gained popularity on 4chan's /r9k/ board.

Origin

On September 29th, 2016, an anonymous 4chan user submitted a post to /r9k/^[2] inviting viewers to submit edited versions of a MS Paint illustration depicting different kinds of GFs (shown below). Prior to being archived, the post gathered upwards of 500 responses.^[2]

HOODRAT GF DEVOUT CHRISTIAN GF I made you fried chicken again for dinner. I hope you like it. W-well I guess l'd technically still be a virgin Tyrone is DJing a party tonight. Wanna go and dance? You should come to Bible study with me sometime I hope you don't mind if l twerk on you in public God is pretty clear on homosexuals PSYCHEDELIC GF NO SELF ESTEEM GF Remember when we went camping at the gorge? That was so much fun I'm sorry I'm not pretty like that actress you like Do you wanna see Bob Weir in Louisville with me? l almost went to the store today but someone made eye contact with me and I got scared l got a strip of acid for us for the festival this weekend Do whatever you want,I don't deserve to feel pleasure anyway

Your Ideal Partner

On August 30th, 2015, a thread was submitted to 4chan's /fa/^[1] (fashion) board featuring an exploitable MS Paint image, which many users altered to depict variations of themselves followed by their "ideal partner" (shown below).

THE PERSON YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE THE PERSON YOU NEVER WANT TO BE THE PERSON YOU ARE RIGHT NOVW THE PERSON YOU WERE 5 YEARS AGO THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

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On September 30th, 2016, Redditor Dawk19 submitted a gallery of illustrations from the original /r9k/ thread to the /r/4chan^[4] subreddit. On May 5th, 2017, Twitter user @idiot_teen^[7] tweeted a "Robot GF" illustration, which gathered upwards of 1,600 likes and 700 retweets within three weeks (shown below, left). The same day, @idiot_teen posted a version of the illustration titled "Princess GF" (shown below, right).

robot gf dinner protocof activated *beeping:* initiate marriage protocol to unlock legs let's go to an arcade my artificial womb IS primed my family lives there my love for you is not artificial I vaporized your ex airlfriend

Let's ride our horses together I'm so glad I was forced to marry you *singing attracts birds and wildlife I can't wait to bear your champions Ser Anoin Thank vou for rescuing me please be entle the was that a dragon I heard bishop ensured I was virtuous

On May 17th, the template image was submitted to the TeamFortressTV Forums.^[5] On May 20th, a "perfect GF thread" featuring variations of the image was submitted to /r9k/.^[6] On May 24th, a "Ideal GF" thread was launched on the /bant/ (international/random) board (shown below).^[3]

File: 1494968572592 png (21 KB, 500x500) ■ Anonymous (ID: WANNED) E 05/24/17(Wed)20:33:08 No. 703396 22703414 Despair GF 2707700 708671 2Z11755 22711791 2214780 ideal gf thread hate going outsade I hate people Anonymous (D: C7RavYS 1 05/24/17Wed)20:33:59 No. 703414703470 I found an mopened coudoan so I put ayo and water in it and lest it in my oeighbor's mailbox That's f------ autistic I wish I had the motivstion to be a serial killer >>D Anonymous (ID: MENNEO) E 05/24/17(Wed)20:34 04 No.703418 I wish I had goals File: 1495488670166.png (3 KB, 143x245) Wannn engage in a madet-sicide? here's the template in case you wan't to make one

Various Examples

CLOWN-COLLEGE GF *HONK *HONK* I have a leftover cream pie from pie- throwing class... maybe we could split it? oh.. you want to give me a... c-cream p-pie instead... ? Anything for you... *HONK* You're getting me so wet, anon... *flower on shirt spurts out water*

Social Anxiety gf DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK LOOK DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK LOOKDONT LOOK AT MiE DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK

LAWFUL NEUTRAL GF I was planning on having sex at 6 Anon, does that work for you? I prefer to keep my mind clear, but if you like it I might try it.. We have to get up early if you want anything to get done! Rules are rules, you can't say it's only half wrong

LAWFUL EVIL GF Sure Anon, Il1 do whatever drugs you have. My guy friend bought me a new laptop. What a sucker, hehe I get all my makeup from the store for free; She has the worst taste in anything out of anyone I've ever met. Ugh, just die A job? What's that?

I only like traps and femboys Do I look intimidating? I want to brutually f--- a boy and then cuddle him Anime! I want to eat boipucci Can I dress you up as a cute girl? I'll play any videogame you enjoy

techno interests me gf in comic sans ugh is that roastie wearing non grayscale clothes? ew hey anon I rolled a joint while you were sleeping wanna smoke it and get tendies after? make sure to bring the acid to our biking trip, tripping in that chill forest by the lake will be soo nice hey anon [techno dij] is coming to town, wanna go? I hope Trump does better in the next debate and manages to win in Colorado when the time comes anon I'm so glad you don't mind that I'm actually a boy (doesn't know I prefer the benis) ←suede chelsea boots (important)

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External References

^[1] Warosu via Wayback Machine – /fa/ thread

^[2] DesuArchive – ITT We make gfs like this

^[3] Archive.is – /bant/ thread

^[4] Reddit – Robots design their dream girlfriends

^[5] TeamFortressTV – post ur ideal gf

^[6] Archive.is – Post your ideal girl friend with the template

^[7] Twitter – @idiot_teen

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