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Snuggling under blankets? I hope you're not afraid of a little bit of cold, pinkskin. If we can get you to be an honourary member of the Imperial Guard, then maybe my parents will be willing to talk to you. Maybe. Andorian GF I hope that wasn't a Vulcan I saw you glancing at, pinkskin. You know what I think about those pointy-eared bastards. P-please be gentle with my antennae, pinkskin. Thank [unpronouncable Andorian word for God] you're not dark-skinned, pinkskin, you wouldn't want to know what we call those people. You DO know Andorian marriages include four people, right? You'll have to impress two more people to get under my skirt, pinkskin. >mfw I bet they don't even fight to the death

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HOSPITALLER GF "The healing is just as Faithful, Kind, Devoted rewarding as the hurting~" Doesn't have the best aim "Did I forget to turn full auto off? Woops~" That heretic definitely didn't need that many holes in him- 5'10" 577 gray TH Her dove's named Celest Surprisingly sweet for a Sister "You're sure it doesn't hurt Dear? Let me take a look" Fuses over every scratch you get Very soft and doting "No need to fuss Dear, the Emperor has blessed you with me to keep you alive~ It doesn't hurt! Has the Good Stuff Met after she amputated a heretics arm holding your neck "Unhand them Heretic FILTH!!! . . . Are you alright Dear?" You blacked out and woke up in a Rhino with your head in her lap "Ah! Loyal Servant of the Emperor, you awaken. Please rest, you have earned it~" Gives you a personal checkup after every battle "Let me care for you, Dear" Mommy vibes? "Honey~ It's time for your purity injection!" You know it's medicine ... Probably Makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Gets super happy when you give her 'medals' Loyal and Strong "Thank you Sah! Hehehe" The comissar gave you a sticker sheet, the gold stars are her favorite You may give her too many-your almost out but she's too damn cute "I doesn't Puts her head in your lap when you read to her understands most of it, but I likes yah voice" Dates typically consist of simple things like that Loves when you cook for her Likes sitting you on her lap when she eats "You can 'ave some too~ Tries not to eat your rations too "Offy-sah! The food- guy gave me extra rations!" GOR MEAT Has a Bonehead chip in her Sleeps with it in noggin "I'ms smarta than 10'0" the other ones! Got's a medal when I spelt out mah whole name!" She's very proud of herself Loves the ripper you commissioned for her OGRYN GF "Da-Dah Commy-sar saids you are mah new offy-sir..." She looked super nervous when you "I uh... first met her I's thinks you're very pretty, can I be your uh... G-Gurlfren?" How could you say no? *you were afraid she might get upset and squish you" The hug she gave nearly killed you when you said yes "Mama always said 'You gots to protect the ones yah love lots' and I-I love you's a lot~" Beat a Tyranid Warrior to death... with another "NOBODY TOUSHES MAH OFFY-SAH!!!" Tyranid Proceeded to carry you a mile on her shoulder even though you were fine "H-Here yah go, Will occasionally give you pretty rocks she finds Always shares with you her arms (when she doesn't hold on to you) Snores like a tank Absolute teddy bear do yah like it?" You keep them all on a shelf in your quarters.

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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*wakes you up at 2 AM* Did I mention that I f----- your mother? >PROMENADE >I assure you... >You can be certain of that, and I assure you... >Benjamin, please. I assure you... Do you honestly think I did anything wrong? Nerys pls notice me Dukat BF Would you like to see a 48 hour recording of me giving the Bajoran Pope my cummies? >I promise I won't turn political *3 drinks later* >I should've turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! I should've killed them all. Garak is a spy and a traitor and probably a h--- Why won't the Bajoran people love me? So ungrateful. ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

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Just wait til I reach my Phase, anon, you won't be able to walk after I'm done with you. Do you like my new dress, anon? Be completely honest with me, I can tell right away if you lie. *aggressively hits on you* Betazoid GF Don't be shy, anon, you look wonderful Why does every man run naked. Besides, everyone will be nude at our wedding. away from me? :c We don't need to speak to understand each other, human. I read your mind and know all the kinky things you want to do with me. I know I'm genetically bonded to another man, but I love you and want us to get married. Well, I AM a daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. But none of that matters more than you.

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Romulan GF

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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Changeling GF

I miss the Great Link, but if I went back I would miss you even more Changeling gf What do you want me to look like tonight? AHHHHHH~! Don't look at me as I'm shapeshifting! It's embarrassing! I didn't know how much the other humans would look down on you for having sex with me while I was in that form! I won't talk about our relations again! I promise! WOW! That whole water tank just for me!? You didn't have to! You're so amazing! I put a little droplet of me in this locket, so you'll have a piece of me next to your cardiac muscle while you're at work

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Ferengi GF

Do you want to go through the Rules of Acquisition with me, anon? I enjoy being naked, anon, those new-age fe-males are ruining Ferengi culture. D-do you want to rub my lobes, hew-man? Ferengi gf What do you mean you only care about me and not profit? You hew-mans are so cute. <3 CENSORED い [screeches in a high-pitched voice] Oh, hew-man! Four strips of gold-pressed latinum just for me? You didn't have to!

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Q gf

I am eternal, spending a century and a half with you is no trouble The holodeck is nothing compared to what I can show you Q gf I already know all your desires, I just asked out of politeness Be as rough as you like, you cannot break me... except my heart Let's settle down and raise a universe I alone can save you from the way of all flesh, just take my hand

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Cadassian GF

I assure you, I am quite fertile. We need to make many babies for Cardassia. You are so incompetent! You men can't do anything right! Cardassian GF Silly human, there are not four lights. :3 Do you want to read Cardassian literature with me? It's much better than your human books. You should've known better than to get arrested, now you'll have to die. I'll remember you fondly though. Was that a Bajoran I saw you with? We should've turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! Y-you want to do WHAT to my spoon?

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Borg GF

From this time forward you will service me We will mate tonight. Resistance is futile Borg gf Welcome home. Lower your shields and prepare for a hug I wish to improve myself. I will add your loving and compassionate qualities to my own Were you with another female? You will respond to my question When we have a child, you will not object to his assimilation into the Collective, correct? You inject me with your organic nanoprobes when we mate, but refuse to accept mine. Explain Taste is irrelevant, you will ingest this nutritious paste I have prepared for our date night

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Klingon GF

You only have one...? I'll just have to make do Tell me of your House's glorious achievements and the great warriors you descend from! Our children will be strongest warriors in all the Klingon Empire and the Federation! Klingon GF PRAISE T'KUVMA That's your former mate? I could tear her apart without even a blade! Your gentleness is what attracted me to you. There's no need for you to be so rough, outside of bed Is the gagh to your liking? It is a traditional family recipe

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The Liminal Dimension GF you just fell through the ground one day and ended up here infinity big in this big empty mall? doors, escalators, vending machines, all operational but the lights are on old school, 90s aesthetic no matter how long you walked you didn't see any people universe made of nostalgic architecture with no "outside" comforting and malls uncanny 1000 000 log cabins no humans cinema hallways no entities 300 = gardens with only you 日日日 ceilings painted to look like the sky etc lonely you're her first Hi!!! Where'd you come from? :0 kinda nostalgic yet eerie and lonely you find a but writing on a wall black marker cutesy cursive lots of flourish hearts for dots everytime you blink or look away the text changes communicates it's like talking to a 'cutesy bubbly girl turns out visitor in a long time you can't find an exit really talkative although communincating entirely via writings on the wall often black marker, but sometimes colored fine liners you've "no-clipped" likes lofi music communicates in such a non-threatening way she knows she's horrifying to think about glittery fine liners for special emphasis sometimes reluctantly helps you escape out of her drawings she is a great place to destress knows that keeping you would be cruel and you do asks you to visit her sometimes at least she is older than human history actually has no beginning, no first memory out of your reality and what you've been talking to was the dimension itself? or to do paperwork or just to lounge around and talk the existential implications the architecture it's fine probably she likes anime better not question the anachronism always aware of where ever you are in her always aware of wherever anything is in her infinity finds the backrooms funny doesn't know how to feel about House of Leaves can affect anything you can't see you haven't introduced her to it her mood changes the color of the fluorescent light enjoys observing you wander around will always remember you no one has?

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overly dramatic buff strong royal knight dominant commanding thrice your size cool scary armor THE BOSS FIGHT GF intimidatingly large health bar Passagrendae (enesst of 1 andal Koritos Søvar always followed around by epic sinister orchestral music when near you her battle theme's vibes changes based on her mood but never change genre "Video game UI? Are you feeling unwell?" every room in her home would make for an excellent boss arena molded by life in a dark fantasy world sword big enough to club a mammoth to death w/ memorizable movement patterns her hugs are dodgeable but why would you want to? wants to be your self-defense coach/tutorial boss 1 "Don't be ashamed. You call what you did 'cheesing', I call it 'resourcefulness'." sometimes "enters a new phase" and updates her movement patterns the world keeps thinking you're stuck in a perpetual boss fight with her but she won't fight you

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