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israeli anon explains israel, his country | /r/Greentext

file.jpg (188 KB, 1080x1219) google yandex iqdb wait PrincessLightning @Princess Lightn the good guys: potential: === the bad guys: DECL IN GEOM contested: Anonymous 01/06/23(Thu)13:27:30 No.182638655 ✓ >>182638730 >>182638761 >>182638787 >>182638797 >>182638848 >>182638887 >>182638923 >>182638987 >>182638988 >>182638994 >>182639009 >>182639013 >>182639014 >>182639036 >>182639218 >>182639310 >>182640402 >>182640462 >>182640904 >>182641219 >>182641563 >>182641585 >>182641671 >>182642347 >>182643762 >>182643874 >>182643914 >>182644000 >>182644018 >>182644027 >>182644251 >>182644502 >>182644735 >>182644941 >>182645356 >>182645671 >>182646761 (You) >>182647110 Where does your country stand? Anonymoses 01/06/23(Thu)13:45:09 No.182638994 ✓ >>182638655 (OP) >bulldoze house >air strike hospital >kill journalists >sell american blueprints to China >stérilise blacks >run apparteid state >glorified militaristic banana republic >ban christians >still good guy Just wonder what Belarus had to do to be concidered bad?

IT IS JURASSIC JUNE. | /r/Greentext

File: pngwing.com (2).png (17 KB, 788x1033) Jurassic June. Anonymous 06/01/23(Thu)09:34:01 No.73524057 >Guys, it is now June. >We all know what happens in June. >June is a very special month of the year because a certain special thing happens in June. >It is Jurassic June! Happy 30th anniversary to Jurassic Park!

Anon is in a shitty situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >11pm, return to home after part time job (uni student) >mom is alcoholic, blacked out on sofa >sister one is sleeping after work >sister two is nowhere to be found, probably f------ with bf or something >lots of dog s---- on pad, nobody cleaned it >dad says me to clean it, first sister returned home 6pm btw >dont complain and pick up dog s---- with kitchen paper, throw them in toilet 3.93 MB JPG 06/01/23(Thu)16:52:46 No.73524189 >toilet got stuck >tried unclogging it for 20 minutes >s--- water overflowed, floor drain hole blocked while ago so s--- water is everywhere >mfw Also my mom bought that dog with sister two when she's f------ drunk, i tried to stop her but she brought it and I am the only one who feeds, take a walk, clean the s----

Anon gets humiliated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I was brutally beaten by my mo(...) 06/01/23(Thu)14:42:19 No.73523354 I was about 12-13yo, came back home from some stupid pointless outside activities w/ friends. We were having guest atm, celebrating some stupid s---. They were friends of the family. FF. I greeted evetyone abd proceed to another room. Sat down to draw something, cause I was an artfag back then. Spilled some paint, and my mother just went schzomode on me right at that 119 KB JPG moment. She drag me down on the floor, placed me in the niddle of the living room, and started beating the absolute s--- out of me, Infront of everybody, including that girl my age. She grabbed some kind a of blunt metal object, and beat me with it, till I bleed the first blood from my thigh. I was screaming, wheeping, and covering my head, in order to not get hit. And everyone that day, were standing there, and just watching me being humiliated. And there was thousands or cases like this throughout my life. After that s---, I just can't regain any type of self-worth, I always feel like I'm worse than everybody else, and don't deserve living a at least normal life. Especially around girls I sabotage everything in my life.

Anon joins the army | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 594 KB PNG 06/01/23(Thu)12:34:54 No.73522686 >be me >used to be a hopeless NEET >everyday I basically wanted to kill myself because of my lack of purpose >get contacted by an Army recruiter >got nothing to lose >take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) >do well on the mechanical maintenance portion >enlist as a vehicle systems maintainer >get a $15k signing bonus >feelsgoodman.jpg >https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html

Anon have step sis | /r/Greentext

Step sister >Latin American family >Living in burger land >Me, mom, and stepdad living in same house >Go to home country to visit grandparents and drop off something for step dad's daughter >Step sister? immediately starts making out with me. I've only spoken to her once before over the phone. >Think nothing of it and go along with it since she looks average >We hang out but never f--- or anything. >Fling" only lasted for 1 day >I return home. she calls me but I never answered. Stopped after 1 week. >Fast forward 3 yrs, she and her daughter immigrate to US and will live with us. >I see her >Dios mío la creatura. >She got FAT! Slam pig >She is still noticably horny towards me. My brain is telling me, NO don't have sex with her because if i do i will be entangled in her life and i don't want to. She has nothing going for her and i have more going for mine. My penis is saying YES. Probably because I am lonely. I'm 28 yr old Only had sex once at 23. If you were me would you f--- f--- my fat step sister or just say no and ignore her? I

Anon has watched much unnecessary porn. | /r/Greentext

>coworker asked me to look at her internet after work >go to her room, fix internet, notice panties on floor >the urge arises.png >ask to use her bathroom, "stomach isnt feeling good" >turn on fan to silence noise, fap > walk out of bathroom, shes sitting at laptop >anon, did you just masturbate in my bathroom >p---- scenes flash in my mind >this is my chance >"yes" >get kicked out

Anon has his doubts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: beANSBIP) >>429054547 >>429054550 >>429054967 >>429054996 >>429055780 >>429055871 >>429056152 >>4290567 | 06/01/23(Thu)12:40:18 No.429052177 >>429052353 >>429051831 (OP) Lime disease literally doesn't exist Look it up It's f------ hilarious There is no scientific proof it exist There is more proof covid was real

Anon uses twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed)21:49:33 No.65310615 >be me >have a crush on a girl from college >she doesn't have a fb only insta, snap and twitter >refuse to join insta so make a twitter for the first time to follow her >she follows me back >cooms.jpg >realize if you follow the right people it's not as annoying >actually find a community I'm into and meet people online where we talk about our hobbies, trade pictures and stuff >they all encourage me to ask my crush out >notice she isn't follow me anymore but I can still send her a dm >she tells me I'm a disgusting p------------ and should rot in hell >w--.png >turns out f------ twitter shows what you f------ liked to your followers Anons I liked a lot of loli s--- how can I turn this around 6 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Anon thinks women can sense something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)11:04:32 No.73299028 MonkaSSS.jpg 70 KB JPG G-girls can't actually tell if you have big d--- energy, r- right femanons?

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